According to Jim — S03E24 — The Toilet

00:00:05 You know what? I am the luckiest man in the world.

00:00:48 a new chair because it doesn't match the rug,

00:01:40 But you cheapened it.

00:02:54 I know, I know. Hey.

00:03:34 Okay, are you ready?

00:04:30 Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:05:23 or if you really want to throw caution to the wind...

00:06:11 or a hypocrite with a delicate border.

00:07:01 I'd trade places with you right now.

00:07:50 'Cause he called me a hypocrite, and he was right,

00:08:45 your bathroom superstore.

00:09:25 Hey, why don't you ask her?

00:10:12 We need to have that toilet.

00:11:13 LENNY: The only one's in Guam.

00:12:17 No, I can't. I can't.

00:13:11 I've got something on my wife,

00:14:23 Okay, she's coming.

00:15:20 No, you're right. One has to go.

00:16:20 So is the Royal Flush. That's awesome, too.

00:17:27 I'm not sure yet,

00:18:31 I programmed it. Listen.

00:19:15 that the both of us picked out together?

00:20:07 No, no. No way. No way.

00:20:57 Oh, wow.