According to Jim — S03E13 — Secret Santa
2003 · 23 MIN · IMDB 6.6 · 115 VOTES · DIR. Philip Charles MacKenzie
Overview
Dana admits to Cheryl that she can't afford to buy Jim a Christmas present, so Cheryl lets Dana put her name on one of the presents she bought for him. Dana innocently picks out Cheryl's big present to Jim, but when Jim is thrilled with the gift, Dana is ready to take all the credit for it.
Dialogue Timeline — 525 lines
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00:00:01 What do you think? Ah, it's perfect.
00:00:59 JIM: Mm-hmm.
00:01:58 but everybody knows that women can't manage money.
00:03:09 No, because I got a new credit card,
00:03:52 Dana, we're sisters. Sister-sister bond.
00:05:01 Oh.
00:05:56 An electric football game.
00:07:01 After all the things I said to you yesterday?
00:08:01 Crap!
00:08:52 Hello? Hockey fan over here.
00:09:58 Yeah. I scored a goal!
00:10:59 Oh, please.
00:11:52 No, no, you can't say anything.
00:12:48 if you hear about me in the sack with Meg Ryan.
00:13:47 See ya.
00:14:33 She's broke.
00:15:33 RUBY AND GRACIE: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!
00:16:22 Oh, your secret's safe,
00:17:14 with your precious dollhouse!
00:18:12 Hey.
00:19:00 Because I... I like you, and I want you here.
00:19:50 No, listen, I know I'm a charming guy,
00:20:45 you didn't hear us use one word like job,
00:21:35 Oh, okay. You're the nerd.
Cast & Characters
Jim Belushi
Jim
Courtney Thorne-Smith
Cheryl
Kimberly Williams-Paisley
Dana
Larry Joe Campbell
Andy
Taylor Atelian
Ruby
Billi Bruno
Gracie
Connor Sullivan
Kyle
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed525
Dialogue density22.8 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:21:35
Production Record
DirectorPhilip Charles MacKenzie
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes115
Factoids
Episode
According to Jim, season 3, episode 13: Secret Santa.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1739/season/3/episode/13
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