According to Jim — S03E06 — ABC's and 123's

00:00:01 How long do we have to keep him here?

00:01:13 Thirty-six?

00:02:08 Look, this is second grade math.

00:02:53 and I got an honors student who brings me beer.

00:03:49 And I'll make it fun.

00:04:49 Three times nine is 27.

00:05:35 Second grade was all about boogers and paste.

00:06:41 Well, hi, there, dad.

00:07:34 No, no. No, she can't help.

00:09:05 So, why aren't you guys doing homework?

00:09:50 Bummer girl, bummer girl.

00:10:48 I'm Cheryl, Ruby's mom.

00:11:42 I'd know that book anywhere just by the colors.

00:12:46 telling people you can't read.

00:13:32 Oh, I wish I was in a land of cotton.

00:14:35 That is the worst thing you can do with a problem!

00:15:29 I want to do the signs.

00:16:13 Terrific. We meet every Monday night

00:17:02 Jim is going to be mother of the year.

00:17:48 when I said Cheryl couldn't read.

00:18:36 These letters look weird. What?

00:19:33 You just kind of push me aside

00:20:23 We're not all flash card people.

00:21:23 Great. I'll meet you at Cleavages.