Abbott Elementary — S02E05 — Juice

00:00:01 I, for one, loathe that we live in a surveillance state,

00:01:03 and, uh, adieu.

00:02:12 on this hot new juice.

00:02:54 "Oh, no, help me. I'm hurting...

00:03:45 date your own vending machine guy.

00:04:46 because it might make it better."

00:05:35 with H's after P's. 'Kay?

00:06:28 I tried to get Jacob fired his first year

00:07:12 I have to go to the bathroom, too, Miss Teagues.

00:08:00 and cleansing their tiny little cells.

00:08:57 it will be nice to have some extra pairs of feet

00:09:46 I'm Meg Thee Skeleton and it's time to learn about our bones.

00:10:42 The good stuff goes fast.

00:11:44 Yes.

00:12:36 I'm trying to run a classroom,

00:13:25 What? I already did my prep.

00:14:18 Who's even in there?

00:15:21 Man, this is messier than Temple Homecoming '74.

00:16:17 I'll get right on it.

00:17:20 I know you didn't mean to ruin my day, Janine.

00:18:16 You see how that works?

00:19:12 Come on, guys. Good job washing your hands.

00:20:12 so anyone wanting to know how I handled a situation

00:21:19 you bet I bi-do.