Abbott and Costello Go to Mars

00:01:33 Orville!

00:05:36 Beautiful, isn't it? I think frightening's a better word.

00:07:40 Ma questo e'propio pazzo. You mind hold-a this, please? No, sir.

00:09:53 As Dr. Wilson-a say, if it wasn't for the matter

00:12:45 Didn't I tell you not to wear those helmets? Now, take it off!

00:15:28 What did you... What did you touch?

00:18:42 Turn it!

00:22:24 The excitement they have caused may arouse our people from their lethargy...

00:26:11 Mars is a planet. The planet is the thing that goes revolving around in space.

00:29:19 Mine too!

00:32:16 Yeah? What mob does he run with? He ain't with no mob!

00:35:38 If you don't believe me, ask Mr. Lucas.

00:38:18 Give me one of your native dishes and a little wine. What will you have?

00:40:48 Men breaking the law. Yeah, that is disgusting.

00:43:31 Come on, make it snappy. I wanna close that trap so they can't catch us. Ooh.

00:46:24 Have you verified your calculations? Yes.

00:49:55 As long as I have this thing, we're not going to Mars. We're going back to Earth!

00:55:40 Jerry, check with the patrol. See if they've captured others. Yes, Allura.

00:57:51 If you'll step into the king's quarters, you'll find some of his old apparel.

01:00:25 The flames sear my soul.

01:02:48 King Orville!

01:05:10 I have nothing to worry about. I don't tell any lies.

01:07:26 Oh!

01:10:41 Get in that seat.