Abbott and Costello Go to Mars
1953 · 77 MIN · IMDB 5.9 · 3,693 VOTES · DIR. Charles Lamont
Overview
Lester and Orville accidentally launch a rocket which is supposed to fly to Mars. Instead it goes to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. They are then forced by bank robber Mugsy and his pal Harry to fly to Venus where they find a civilization made up entirely of women, men having been banished.
Dialogue Timeline — 882 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:33 Orville!
00:05:39 Don't tell me you wouldn't like to spend your honeymoon on Mars?
00:07:49 I don't go for that kind of stuff. Now cut it out.
00:10:03 Since all of us are eminently qualified to be observers
00:13:07 Go on!
00:16:12 Must've been. It's a lucky thing for us you didn't press the right button.
00:20:00 Brother, you've had enough!
00:23:50 Grapes! Big grapes!
00:27:44 Hey, you!
00:30:40 Lester!
00:33:17 Ow-ow!
00:36:38 No. They shot us all with ray guns.
00:39:41 and for whom the militia is searchin'
00:42:13 I can't picture Lester or Orville in the role of a desperate criminal. Nor can I.
00:44:39 I hate to say it, Mac. But it's obvious to me that you have flipped your wig!
00:48:35 You make a move and I'll shoot.
00:53:09 Must've come from the Earth. We discarded that model 20 years ago.
00:57:06 Silence, all of you!
00:59:27 A 400-year-old kid!
01:01:58 Have you a sweetheart?
01:04:37 I don't want it. I'm the king. No, gimme this.
01:06:39 first look at these men
01:09:50 Oh, I can't. Lester would be mad at me. Well, then, kiss me good-bye.
05:07:04 Rocket Ship M-1.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed882
Dialogue density11.5 lines / min
First line00:01:33
Final line05:07:04
Production Record
DirectorCharles Lamont
LanguageEnglish
Budget$762,446
Revenue$1,250,000
IMDb votes3,693