A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
2001 · 45 MIN · DIR. Brian Hogan
Overview
The holidays are approaching, and who better to play Jesus in the town nativity scene than Stewie? Plus, Peter gives the family's gifts to charity, Brian sets the house on fire, and Stewie demands plutonium from Santa. Then, rejoice with a bonus gift--this never-before-released-on-DVD episode of "American Dad"! Stan will just die if he can't find the perfect Christmas tree. Watch Stan die! And maybe come back to life. Deck the halls with all these outrageous yuletide yucks!
Dialogue Timeline — 317 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:02 "It seems today that all you see
00:00:56 Look, there's the manger for the Christmas pageant.
00:01:49 Doesn't get much gayer than this.
00:02:46 That's better than being selfish like Meg, right? So I should get more than her.
00:03:42 Yes! Time to go a-wassailing!
00:04:27 - Oh! - I'm a cop first, a buddy second
00:05:15 Well, check this twice!
00:06:18 You!
00:07:14 Shouldn't you have your sweater on?
00:08:07 You're gonna take back donated gifts on Christmas Eve?
00:08:54 You gave away all the presents?
00:09:45 And I need a little help, OK?
00:10:48 We return to "Bob Hope's Christmas With The Troops".
00:11:42 Agh!
00:12:49 You still want 'em, you bony old blue-hair?
00:14:13 Gold? I thought we agreed on a $5 limit here.
00:15:02 OK, so a couple of things have gone wrong. But we can still have a great Christmas.
00:15:59 Oh, here's the paper towels.
00:16:51 Take it off! Take it off!
00:17:42 Hi, Lois! Do we look like ants down here?
00:18:27 How dare he say such blasphemy! I've gotta do something!
00:19:23 assured that our good behaviour will be rewarded with love... and plutonium.
00:20:28 You just practise that guitar, Santa. Next time we'll let you do a solo.
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Peter Griffin
Seth MacFarlane
Brian Griffin
Seth MacFarlane
Stewie Griffin
Alex Borstein
Lois Griffin
Alex Borstein
Female Hipster
Alex Borstein
Julie
Seth Green
Chris Griffin
Seth Green
Man #2
Mila Kunis
Meg Griffin
Peter Criss
Peter Criss
Ace Frehley
Ace Frehley
Mike Henry
Cleveland Brown
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed317
Dialogue density7.0 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:20:28
Production Record
DirectorBrian Hogan
LanguageEnglish