A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas
2011 · 90 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 73,907 VOTES · DIR. Todd Strauss-Schulson
Overview
Six years have elapsed since Guantanamo Bay, leaving Harold and Kumar estranged from one another with very different families, friends and lives. But when Kumar arrives on Harold's doorstep during the holiday season with a mysterious package in hand, he inadvertently burns down Harold's father-in-law's beloved Christmas tree. To fix the problem, Harold and Kumar embark on a mission through New York City to find the perfect Christmas tree, once again stumbling into trouble at every single turn.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,749 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:11 Oh, ha, ha. Well, I'll definitely be getting you that bicycle.
00:05:23 Unh. Thank God you're here.
00:08:45 This is our Christmas tree.
00:11:31 Um, are we having a conversation right now, or are you watching A Christmas Story?
00:15:19 Pepe! Where are the ornaments?
00:19:10 - No. I swear. - Did you do this?
00:22:23 - The tree, though. - Yes, so I called...
00:25:06 Maybe if we catch up to them, they'll sell the tree to us.
00:27:56 Hey, Adrian. I can't wait to finally meet you.
00:30:16 I do not care for the language...
00:33:34 Listen, we're friends of Mary, okay?
00:37:45 Hey, are we gonna do this or what?
00:40:51 ...Katsov.
00:44:38 Hey, little guy.
00:47:58 Look...
00:51:09 Dance.
00:54:50 ...and kid. I'm out of here.
00:57:36 How long has it been? You two look great. Have you lost weight?
01:00:08 I was wondering if...
01:02:49 Hello?
01:06:15 We'll go get ourselves a Christmas beer.
01:09:31 We gotta give her more blow.
01:12:50 Let me die in peace!
01:16:26 I almost had my dick ripped off.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,749
Dialogue density19.4 lines / min
First line00:01:11
Final line01:16:26
Production Record
DirectorTodd Strauss-Schulson
LanguageEnglish
Budget$19,000,000
Revenue$36,192,775
IMDb votes73,907