A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas
2011 · 90 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 73,907 VOTES · DIR. Todd Strauss-Schulson
Overview
Six years have elapsed since Guantanamo Bay, leaving Harold and Kumar estranged from one another with very different families, friends and lives. But when Kumar arrives on Harold's doorstep during the holiday season with a mysterious package in hand, he inadvertently burns down Harold's father-in-law's beloved Christmas tree. To fix the problem, Harold and Kumar embark on a mission through New York City to find the perfect Christmas tree, once again stumbling into trouble at every single turn.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,749 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:11 Oh, ha, ha. Well, I'll definitely be getting you that bicycle.
00:05:30 Just drive. Todd, drive.
00:08:54 Daddy.
00:11:54 ...you're MIA.
00:15:44 We brought the tree all the way down.
00:19:45 ...things would go really wrong. So...
00:23:04 ...we got to talk about your game. - Aw, dude, turn in there!
00:25:58 Are you really hot? I'm, like, hot...
00:28:43 Scr...
00:31:37 - It's better than the photograph. - Ha, ha.
00:34:40 Why won't they?
00:39:00 Diaper emergency! Aah! Cocaine!
00:42:07 No, no, no!
00:46:39 First of all, don't ever take the Lord's...
00:49:54 No, dude, I don't understand.
00:53:33 Make yourself fresh, okay? Ha, ha.
00:56:38 - Can I take this bra off? - Um...
00:59:18 ...in Starship Troopers.
01:02:13 - Oh. - Oh.
01:05:26 Yeah, maybe one of you fucks up every now and again.
01:09:00 - I'm sorry. - Fuck!
01:12:18 I don't know.
01:16:07 You ruined my Christmas, man!
01:19:48 God bless us, everyone!
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,749
Dialogue density19.4 lines / min
First line00:01:11
Final line01:19:48
Production Record
DirectorTodd Strauss-Schulson
LanguageEnglish
Budget$19,000,000
Revenue$36,192,775
IMDb votes73,907