A Real Summer

00:00:36 Normally, I know how to start any article I write, any column

00:02:26 being treated with patronising jollity by these same directors.

00:04:15 with one of the most embarrassed silences I've ever heard.

00:06:09 You know, I'm often asked this, and I try my best to be vague

00:08:12 "I was nearly married. I was engaged

00:09:45 Terrible fear of rejection

00:11:28 It is as if she'd known I was different, but not that different

00:13:04 Well, I...

00:14:58 except for three strange-looking men, two of them grotesquely fat.

00:16:45 where we're menaced by ghoulish men sitting right behind us.

00:18:28 So during this last season

00:20:17 of Mr Hitchcock's Vertigo

00:21:34 "with two grumpy chambermaids to look after them.

00:23:41 -Oh, it's just a name. I needed a name. -You could have chosen a prettier name.

00:25:10 I like it how you blast everything, though.

00:26:36 Made me laugh, some of it.

00:30:02 -What did you say? Oh, hold on. -Hold on.

00:33:03 I scared you? When?

00:34:41 Never say, "I love you, darling."

00:36:28 -Cold, cold, cold. -That is undoubtedly true, Geraldine.

00:38:07 they'd left the chauffeur and the car and walked all the way back in the rain.

00:39:51 They told us nothing would be the same again.

00:41:50 About me? Why on earth are you concerned about me?

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