A Merry Friggin' Christmas

00:01:37 Santa?

00:04:14 And you are going to have a very merry and special Christmas.

00:06:58 Nelson, you can't have a baptism on Christmas Eve.

00:09:53 Yeah, the bum deal about that is, it's a 450-dollar infraction

00:12:52 That glorious song of old

00:15:59 Rancer ate 27 Johnsonville brats in five minutes.

00:19:01 Of course I do, Bug.

00:22:07 That's exactly what you would do! Nice parenting, really nice!

00:25:43 Looks like the sheisse hit the fan here.

00:29:29 So it's why I seek approval from people who treat me like wet dog crap.

00:33:04 Your pop, that crazy old son of a...

00:35:59 Oh what fun it is to ride

00:39:27 A child is the most important thing a mother has, Nelson.

00:43:05 Hey Hamburglar, will this help?

00:46:33 Hey Doug-lass, you wanna do something really cool?

00:50:27 They told me there'd always be people like you.

00:53:51 Okay, so you're spelling kid with a C then. Fair enough.

00:56:45 is based on what I call the WWMD principle.

01:00:34 - Okay, Boyd, just calm down. - Calm?! Calm?

01:03:28 secretly trying to unearth truth for you in the form of a waking hallucination.

01:07:53 - All the kids have their presents. - So what

01:12:41 But if we always learned from our mistakes

01:16:05 More than I wished for

26:19:08 was my 12th birthday.