A Madea Christmas

2013 · 100 MIN · IMDB 5.1 · 7,475 VOTES · DIR. Tyler Perry

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Overview

Madea dispenses her unique form of holiday spirit on rural town when she's coaxed into helping a friend pay her daughter a surprise visit in the country for Christmas.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,971 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:49 - Okay. Are we doing... - Hi.
00:04:35 I know. I'm sorry.
00:08:25 You gotta start speaking up and participating in class.
00:12:35 I know this school is not the best, but it is all we got.
00:16:48 Something is wrong with my child, and I'm gonna find out what it is.
00:21:16 so I'll just have to get on him to do better.
00:25:41 This can't be the right address. These people might not be friendly.
00:29:31 I want some grandbabies. What you waiting on?
00:33:42 They wanted to make fun of me. But I wasn't having it.
00:37:57 Glad I can help.
00:41:52 Well...
00:45:34 I'll behave. Like a bull in a rodeo.
00:49:18 My daughter has always been good with helping the help.
00:53:11 Honey, I know. It stinks. I get it.
00:58:12 Smells like farm.
01:02:21 If somebody pull on your testicles, will you give 'em milk?
01:05:58 - Put it on speaker. - Yeah.
01:10:17 It's all right. She got a problem, but it's all right.
01:14:02 Eileen, you oughta be ashamed... Child, that's some straight-up bull...
01:18:15 What's so awful about it?
01:22:40 Hot dog, it's cold out here. It's all right. It's all right then.
01:27:46 say thank you.
01:32:31 Mary, did you know
01:36:42 than that last girl you was with.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,971
Dialogue density19.7 lines / min
First line00:00:49
Final line01:36:42

Production Record

DirectorTyler Perry
LanguageEnglish
Budget$25,000,000
Revenue$53,396,635
IMDb votes7,475