A Madea Christmas

2013 · 100 MIN · IMDB 5.1 · 7,475 VOTES · DIR. Tyler Perry

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Overview

Madea dispenses her unique form of holiday spirit on rural town when she's coaxed into helping a friend pay her daughter a surprise visit in the country for Christmas.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,971 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:49 - Okay. Are we doing... - Hi.
00:04:42 You keep putting all these good people against the wall and see what happens.
00:08:41 There is no such thing as "just a farm boy."
00:12:54 This is going to be a wonderful Christmas after all!
00:17:15 - You marched? - We wasn't upright when we was marching.
00:21:58 and that you defend him in front of those other kids, so thank you.
00:26:31 We're at the right place.
00:30:33 I know. What are we gonna do?
00:34:50 And he was in love with her. She said, "Joe.
00:38:58 I was just teaching these children a lesson on Jesus...
00:42:59 I brought you some spices from your Aunt Tutu's garden.
00:46:42 We could care less you're black.
00:50:44 So genius, little Einstein, little Stephen Hawkins.
00:54:53 Eileen, you gonna get your pressure up.
00:59:58 Who does she think she is?
01:04:04 They're married.
01:07:57 - Sheldon Construction. - What?
01:12:09 That's what I don't like.
01:16:30 He is right, and you know it.
01:20:37 Come on inside. You'll freeze to death. Ain't no cab coming.
01:26:10 Hold on, Eileen. Y'all need to let all this go.
01:30:41 not only did Sheldon Construction Company fund this event...
01:35:42 Ike wasn't gonna put his hands on me. That's all I'm saying.
150:00:00 down the river to the farmers.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,971
Dialogue density19.7 lines / min
First line00:00:49
Final line150:00:00

Production Record

DirectorTyler Perry
LanguageEnglish
Budget$25,000,000
Revenue$53,396,635
IMDb votes7,475