A Liar's Autobiography: The Untrue Story of Monty Python's Graham Chapman

00:00:19 (Microphone feeds back)

00:03:08 The silence grows longer.

00:06:45 that this has not had much more than a grain of truth in it

00:10:14 You do too much reading.

00:13:06 We'll go and get your bloody, flaming, bloody haddock!

00:18:12 Inadequate? What a bally awful tone, don't you know, what ho, old chap.

00:21:14 (sings)

00:25:02 Stop! Everybody stop! Right.

00:28:09 I have been accepted by Emmanuel College.

00:31:29 Gin and Slimline tonic with ice but no lemon in, Your Majesty.

00:34:46 But no mincing. A butch one with a pipe.

00:38:40 Lots of dancing, fireworks, wine and that sort of thing.

00:42:37 but I had to explain to him what it all meant

00:45:41 (Meaning)

00:48:45 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

00:52:42 Do that to me. Ooh.

00:57:11 that Colin "Bomber" Han'is has met himself.

01:00:11 (Cheering)

01:02:57 (Man) Sorry, Graham. That bit's been cut.

01:06:43 Hmm. This is the place.

01:09:44 Super, super. Super!

01:13:47 (Chuckles)

01:17:53 # I've had ballanital chancroids

01:21:14 (Door opens)