A Liar's Autobiography: The Untrue Story of Monty Python's Graham Chapman

00:00:19 (Microphone feeds back)

00:03:04 and the shrieks of glee. They do not come.

00:06:37 (Shouting)

00:10:01 What?

00:12:40 I think we should get the haddock.

00:17:38 Note also the use of zoological terminology

00:20:36 (Horn honks)

00:23:29 could hide from the outside world and go to each other's rooms for sherry.

00:27:04 and have had the benefits of a public school education.

00:30:11 (Magnet humming)

00:33:20 and I felt I'd rather spend more time in the bar drinking with the lads.

00:37:34 Well, it usually takes me two weeks to get acclimatised

00:41:25 It's a bit late for painting, isn't it?

00:44:26 of poverty and tolerance

00:47:04 # Sit on my face And tell me that you love me

00:50:42 (Glass shaflers)

00:53:38 I think... I don't know, really, the answer to that.

00:58:09 And he's caught himself there and Colin's in real trouble!

01:01:03 # Snow falls from the sky

01:03:39 (Clears throat) Yes, well, uh...

01:07:37 ($Peaking Japanese)

01:10:21 (Shrieks)

01:14:23 (Phones ringing)

01:18:21 # Your herpes My syphilitic sores