A Guide for the Married Man

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00:05:25 - # From Pittsburgh toJapan # - [No Audible Dialogue]

00:07:46 Never. Never in a hundred years.

00:10:58 that you're gonna take the plunge any day now.

00:13:13 Boy, oh, boy. It gets pretty complicated, doesn't it?

00:17:20 See ya tonight, baby. [Kissing Noise]

00:20:36 Hi, darling. Darling!

00:23:08 Which can result in complications.

00:26:33 Oh, boy.

00:29:14 - [Bill Continues, Indistinct] - A big star like myself has to be very careful.

00:38:34 Boy, oh, boy. Did I feel like an awful heel.

00:40:59 risking your marriage, your home, your family?

00:43:37 - Pussycat. - Yeah?

00:46:19 Um, you'll need it. [Chuckles]

00:52:46 - The what? - The code.

00:55:29 - Let's go! - Just a minute!

01:04:14 Which brings us to the hardest part- the who.

01:07:11 Especially if she has children.

01:09:45 Yes. Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking.

01:12:38 - No bra? Hmm? - Oh!

01:15:31 [No Audible Dialogue Within Montage]

01:18:30 I'll get you one of my wife's coats.

01:21:18 Hey! You had the best teacher in the world, didn't you?

01:30:52 #For the married man ##