A Genius, Two Friends, and an Idiot

1975 · 117 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 6,075 VOTES · DIR. Damiano Damiani

A Genius, Two Friends, and an Idiot poster

Overview

Expert conman Joe Thanks teams up with half-breed Bill and naive Lucy to steal $300,000 from the Indian-hating Major Cabot. Their elaborate plan is full of disguises, double-crosses, and chases, but Joe always seems to know what he's doing.

Dialogue Timeline — 997 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:04:48 God will punish you, Jelly Roll. You scared the bejesus out of me.
00:12:30 Thanks? Thanks for what?
00:18:22 One usually has his legs spread apart.
00:23:27 I'm a colonel.
00:26:37 Do they make you look ugly to frighten the public?
00:31:25 They used to cut the hands off church robbers.
00:36:15 he was struck by God's heavenly light.
00:39:33 - The whistling wind? - No.
00:42:51 Come on, Bill.
00:46:08 - Coming this way? - Who?
00:50:10 To save his life and make us happy you'll have to split into four.
00:53:41 He threw me the gun, Jelly Roll. I'd never shoot your men.
00:57:02 - Go on. - If there's no escort, don't do it.
01:01:40 Beneath these rough uniforms lurk hearts of purest gold.
01:05:04 Papa buzzard, his wings steady
01:08:09 Know what I'd do if I had him here? Tear off his head and eat it like this.
01:11:58 Not with a son of a bitch like you.
01:15:21 Shit!
01:20:43 Stop!
01:24:56 - Come on, men. - Thanks.
01:29:24 Joe Thanks was the other partner. The one you sent the boys looking for.
01:32:44 I'd really like to see his face.
01:37:19 - Stay put and guard the pass. - Yes, sir, Colonel.
01:49:58 Thanks for giving us the job of blasting that rock.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed997
Dialogue density8.5 lines / min
First line00:04:48
Final line01:49:58

Production Record

DirectorDamiano Damiani
LanguageItalian
IMDb votes6,075