A Genius, Two Friends, and an Idiot

1975 · 117 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 6,075 VOTES · DIR. Damiano Damiani

A Genius, Two Friends, and an Idiot poster

Overview

Expert conman Joe Thanks teams up with half-breed Bill and naive Lucy to steal $300,000 from the Indian-hating Major Cabot. Their elaborate plan is full of disguises, double-crosses, and chases, but Joe always seems to know what he's doing.

Dialogue Timeline — 997 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:04:48 God will punish you, Jelly Roll. You scared the bejesus out of me.
00:12:34 It's my name, Joe Thanks.
00:18:31 Somebody plays a funeral march on a bugle in the background.
00:23:40 Oh, my darling, oh, my darling Oh, my darling Clementine...
00:26:54 Papa's sending me back to Washington. I've never kissed an outlaw.
00:32:47 - Lucy? - The offer stays.
00:36:35 if it weren't for the testimony of this good soul.
00:40:05 Ringed with a halo of eagle feathers.
00:43:36 That's what it is.
00:47:55 Here we are, Steam Engine.
00:51:04 Throw it down, darling.
00:54:32 It's good to meet a man who catches on so fast.
00:59:01 Hey! Let's have a little respect here.
01:02:57 It's all over, Bill. They got you by the short hairs.
01:06:20 Stop!
01:09:29 Think it's worth blowing up a mountain just to get to the Pacific?
01:13:37 - I hope you won't pick my petals. - They must be plucked, not picked.
01:18:52 - Where do you come from? - El Paso.
01:22:57 Now it's solitary confinement for you.
01:27:16 He's known me since I was a kid.
01:31:33 - Major. - The escort is assembled?
01:35:32 Thanks.
01:46:27 Stop!
300:00:00 to get you working for him.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed997
Dialogue density8.5 lines / min
First line00:04:48
Final line300:00:00

Production Record

DirectorDamiano Damiani
LanguageItalian
IMDb votes6,075