A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

00:00:14 Something familiar Something peculiar

00:03:33 However, It is our inaugural week, and you know what that is.

00:06:49 We are on our way. We are on our way.

00:10:22 A common courtesan In the house of Lycus?

00:16:05 And on and on and on.

00:19:53 But-- [ crying ]

00:23:43 Who'd believe The loveliness

00:27:39 Are you going somewhere? No, but you are, both of you.

00:31:07 Delightful creature. I shall await your bidding.

00:34:06 Tell me, the virgin-- I want to know how's she--

00:37:44 No, no, no! [ vocalizing ] a girl, a girl!

00:41:44 Thank you kindly, sir.

00:45:03 Good morning.

00:48:49 Come tenderly to crush her Against my side

00:52:17 If you had been born a woman, You would have been she.

00:55:54 [ growling continues ] not down there!

00:59:43 I shall send slaves With a fresh robe.

01:03:39 I'm not happy in my work, Captain.

01:07:03 I'm lovely [ gibberish ]

01:11:08 Son! Father!

01:15:17 A pyre of fire.

01:18:23 Hey.

01:23:25 But I thought He was dead.

01:31:46 My daughter. My virgin!