A Christmas Story 2

00:00:31 A subtitle by R3V0LV3R.

00:03:46 Most guys my age wouldn't admit it...

00:07:01 But your American boyfriends aren't going to rescue you today.

00:10:39 As if any of this mattered.

00:13:42 I guess we'll talk about it some other time.

00:17:06 Whoa! Move out!

00:20:46 - No, I don't. - What, tell who?

00:23:30 What?

00:27:52 - Ooh. - Some pretty good prices.

00:31:01 Every Christmas, downtown Hohman was transformed...

00:34:08 No, you idiot. Double it then add half.

00:39:21 There would be no prisoners on Hohman Lake this Christmas.

00:42:58 Play your cards right, he might let you hold the pole today.

00:46:23 Ho, ho, ho! Come on up.

00:49:34 Yeah, so she can spend it on punchboards and cheap gin.

00:52:21 - Hang on! I got it. - I'm trying.

00:55:39 I would be on my own, out in the world.

00:59:05 I didn't find that out until many years later, of course...

01:04:09 That's it.

01:06:48 ...to sample the sweet nectar of triumph.

01:10:38 And if not, you can break my legs. Or maybe one leg.

01:13:42 Oh, wait a minute.

01:18:15 It was the best car I ever owned.

01:21:49 And none were.