A Christmas Story

00:00:53 Ah, there it is. My house.

00:05:51 They write the silliest things in the newspapers.

00:08:41 Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders...

00:13:47 Hey, Flick! Wait up.

00:16:52 Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette...

00:21:57 lt just caught me off guard.

00:25:21 He said that the telegram was late, the prize was already there...

00:29:07 Thanks a lot, guys.

00:32:05 Turn off all the lights.

00:35:33 My Ralph!

00:39:25 He always saw himself in the pits at the lndianapolis Speedway...

00:42:36 Now l had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man.

00:46:32 -Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas.

00:50:13 What was Little Orphan Annie trying to say? Be sure to what?

00:54:03 With as much dignity as he could muster...

00:57:10 Listen, jerk.

01:02:02 Get over here and get your stinking dogs!

01:05:49 Merry Christmas!

01:10:02 Frantically l tried to remember what it was l wanted.

01:13:14 l thought l heard Santa's sleigh bells...

01:18:06 Well, it's a blue ball!

01:21:38 Close her up. Close it up.

01:25:26 You can wear the old ones with the crack in them...

01:30:40 ...and getting off spectacular hip shots.