A Beginner's Guide to Endings

00:01:13 The events leading up to my death were a lot like the rest of my life.

00:04:32 A tiny, Vietnamese curve ball.

00:08:06 so... it's no surprise we don't have a body to bury.

00:11:47 What I do know is that good guys like you go to heaven.

00:14:36 so just buy whatever it is you're in to. And it better not be drugs.

00:17:52 Goodbye, boys.

00:22:02 Yeah, I'm tryin', Toddy.

00:25:06 I'm not fucking cool with it. I am the opposite of cool! Okay?

00:28:12 - We were fucking kids. What do you want?

00:31:38 No refunds.

00:34:39 - Honey! I am so sorry.

00:37:41 so stop whoring around, okay? But...

00:41:08 - Oh, oh, oh! - Did you ever ask yourself

00:44:42 y'know, betting on sure things.

00:48:36 # Pay the donkey back Pay back the donkey payback

00:52:39 - Oh, no, no-- - All because a girl can handle firearms

00:56:16 Maybe because you have...

00:59:31 - Perhaps, uh... perhaps you should go home, huh?

01:03:21 we're gonna have to talk to the management

01:07:56 - This is really dangerous, Todd, okay?

01:12:30 And if you ever think about doing something as stupid as this, I swear

01:16:45 She got incarcerated!

01:21:44 Oh, really? - There's gonna be a limb

01:25:40 And I was flooded by thoughts of all the wrong I did to him.