A Beer Tale
2012 · 75 MIN · IMDB 4.3 · 225 VOTES · DIR. Lee Roy Kunz
Overview
A coming of age romantic comedy centered around the lives of twin brothers Luke and Corey Frankenstein in the pivotal months following college graduation. Orphaned at the age of five, the brothers inherited their family brewery and were left in the care of their uncle, a well-meaning but less than ideal paternal figure. Raised on beer, with the assumption they're all grown up, Luke and Corey decide it's time to finish their family beer; a beer their parents started but were never able to finish twenty years ago. But when the idealistic Luke meets a girl whose family shows him the home life he's always wanted, he abandons Corey and their family beer in pursuit of this budding relationship. Corey, however, refuses to go down without a fight, and the ensuing mayhem that follows pits brother against brother and forces the Colorado wild boys to finally grow up and decide what kind of men they really want to be.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,406 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:07 My name's Corey Frankenstein.
00:03:58 He talked about it all the time, though.
00:07:30 Nice, man! You're gonna love it.
00:10:31 I love it, man.
00:13:56 Hey, you.
00:17:17 Dude, come on. I need you, you know...
00:20:03 Enough, man!
00:23:27 - You keep saying one more step. - Stop, stop, stop.
00:25:40 ♪ You take what you carry ♪
00:28:49 Obviously.
00:32:21 Corey, it's the clap... Kelly gave me the fuckin' clap!
00:35:19 Corey...
00:38:07 I started asking some of the other brewers for help
00:40:36 We're not watching Twilight.
00:43:57 What did he just say?
00:46:30 Corey?
00:49:34 ♪” No, I don't wanna have to go it alone without you ♪”
00:54:14 Couldn't do anything about it.
00:57:41 You can't be in such a hurry
01:00:29 Wearing the exact same douche bag costume.
01:04:11 ♪
01:07:44 I, um...
01:11:06 He doesn't seem like such a little bitch anymore.
01:15:56 ♪