A Beer Tale
2012 · 75 MIN · IMDB 4.3 · 225 VOTES · DIR. Lee Roy Kunz
Overview
A coming of age romantic comedy centered around the lives of twin brothers Luke and Corey Frankenstein in the pivotal months following college graduation. Orphaned at the age of five, the brothers inherited their family brewery and were left in the care of their uncle, a well-meaning but less than ideal paternal figure. Raised on beer, with the assumption they're all grown up, Luke and Corey decide it's time to finish their family beer; a beer their parents started but were never able to finish twenty years ago. But when the idealistic Luke meets a girl whose family shows him the home life he's always wanted, he abandons Corey and their family beer in pursuit of this budding relationship. Corey, however, refuses to go down without a fight, and the ensuing mayhem that follows pits brother against brother and forces the Colorado wild boys to finally grow up and decide what kind of men they really want to be.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,406 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:07 My name's Corey Frankenstein.
00:03:53 and our Uncle just didn't have the heart
00:07:23 at this pet store today buying dog food for Hoss.
00:09:49 Not a big beer drinker either, I take it, huh?
00:13:16 - Bring her over here. - Need some help?
00:16:29 You're too busy reading Tolkien.
00:19:16 Corey's already here, there's food.
00:22:59 I'm not takin' sides against you, bro.
00:24:55 You're worth it.
00:28:04 You read the book!
00:31:23 Ah, man...
00:34:22 And although Luke had unofficially abandoned me
00:37:00 You Know what? You two can get well acquainted.
00:39:32 Excuse me?
00:42:31 I wanna get it!
00:45:17 It puts women in a position of weakness.
00:47:50 You're not serious; You're on drugs.
00:52:51 What?
00:55:47 This bullshit.
00:58:38 Can I come in?
01:01:18 Wedding?
01:05:05 - Hi, Maggie. - Can this wait?
01:08:36 Thank you, George.
01:11:41 Derek.