9 Dead Gay Guys

2003 · 83 MIN · IMDB 6.2 · 1,567 VOTES · DIR. Lab Ky Mo

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Overview

The story of two lads from Belfast as they stumble their way through the London gay underworld in search of 'gainful employment'. This being the offering of sexual favours to older gay men in order to subsidise their respective giros. 9 Dead Gay Guys is a high-camp send-up of gay stereotypes.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,541 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:02:17 Nine Gay Dead Guys
00:05:14 My best mate Kenny.
00:07:54 the abolition of the royal family
00:10:38 We just need a bit of drink to celebrate, OK?
00:13:45 Well if it was that dark, Byron
00:16:43 on breakfast beverages and a liquid lunch.
00:20:28 No, all that Kenny was to do later.
00:23:23 They practically lived in the bed.
00:27:07 Anyway, it's work.
00:29:26 If there was a 3½-inch willy out there
00:33:07 You don't wanna be doing none of that small dick shit.
00:36:25 No.
00:39:01 but also sexually repugnant to such a degree
00:41:35 It's MY Class 5 Offensive Weapon.
00:44:39 It's a cattle prod.
00:47:29 Dick Cheese Deepak?
00:50:05 He's only about 3 and a half feet tall.
00:54:11 What the frig's serendipity?
00:57:30 we were in the fortunate and happy position
01:01:16 that there's room up there
01:06:24 Look at the size of that bed!
01:09:26 There is no money in the bed.
01:12:35 the desperate dwarf
01:16:29 and you've only been here a couple of days.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,541
Dialogue density18.6 lines / min
First line00:02:17
Final line01:16:29

Production Record

DirectorLab Ky Mo
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,567