8 Simple Rules — S03E09 — Thanksgiving
2004 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.3 · DIR. James Widdoes
Overview
While the family prepares Thanksgiving dinner for Cate to give her some much needed time off, she's left with nothing to do until she brings home an unexpected guest while on an errand. While C.J. deep-fries the turkey, Bridget and Kerry spar over pie recipes. Jim disassembles the TV in an attempt to repair it.
Dialogue Timeline — 411 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:02 Here is a partial list
00:00:49 And I had $10,000 cash in the glove compartment.
00:01:34 Which, by the way, is harder than it looks.
00:02:28 You guys having fun?
00:03:10 He's not my boyfriend.
00:03:52 I only fondle during overtime.
00:04:39 Are you girls fighting?
00:05:39 They just made up some errand to get me out of the house.
00:06:25 Well, yes, they are. Thanks.
00:07:22 Ed, why don't you go to the restroom.
00:08:32 'cause you took away his football.
00:09:32 Actually, I'm just sitting here thinking about
00:10:13 I feel like the mother of amish teens.
00:11:02 Open wide.
00:11:59 if you knew you were allergic?
00:12:47 He's a durwood. It's wrong on a million levels.
00:13:52 22 seconds and they're down by four!
00:14:37 How can I say no to that?
00:15:47 He kind of wears you down.
00:16:44 I, um...
00:17:42 I'm sorry, I didn't realize you had a girlfriend.
00:18:38 No, I said it's what I'm most thankful for.
00:19:49 I still can't figure what made that fryer blow up?
00:20:47 This Thanksgiving really does blow.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed411
Dialogue density18.7 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:20:47
Production Record
DirectorJames Widdoes
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
8 Simple Rules, season 3, episode 9: Thanksgiving.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/4241/season/3/episode/9
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