30 Rock — S01E04 — Jack the Writer

00:00:02 All right, we have a lot to get through today, you guys.

00:01:19 And I got that "Baby on Board" sign you wanted to help you get tail.

00:02:07 * Got that perfect face, a perfect shape *

00:02:50 Six Sigma says that a manager must understand every aspect

00:03:40 Lucky Bastards?

00:04:19 You guys want coffee?

00:05:08 Actually, Frank wrote a draft of "Beep beep, ribby ribby."

00:05:53 Please, just give me this one thing.

00:06:36 See? Yeah, okay.

00:07:23 'Cause sometimes you have, like, food stains on your shirt and stuff.

00:08:15 Listen, it's been really great having you in the room these last few days--

00:09:37 Go get help, girl.

00:10:44 Now I got a mission for you.

00:11:40 It's Kenneth from the NBC page program.

00:12:24 No, Captain Needa dies. He dies!

00:13:26 What, no?

00:14:14 we don't know each other.

00:15:03 You deserve it.

00:15:46 It's good for everybody if he wants to be friends.

00:16:25 Here.

00:17:37 I think I'm having a heart attack.

00:18:23 I'll call Kenneth.

00:19:20 I don't even know who those guys are.

00:20:11 PAL sync by DJL