30 Minutes or Less

00:02:32 Thirty-four minutes, four minutes late. Pizza's free.

00:05:55 I taught myself how to eat pussy and cut my own hair.

00:09:07 He even posted a picture of him and his Latin boyfriend.

00:12:16 Hey, watch out.

00:15:25 You know, I actually feel sorry for you, you fucking dick.

00:18:28 Yeah. All right, maybe we rob a bank.

00:22:45 All right, let's see, here.

00:25:45 It was too hard?

00:28:40 This is real. This is happening, but I have nowhere else to go.

00:31:52 It's a local bank. It's the Donner-Wells.

00:34:52 Cash or credit for your rape kit?

00:37:53 These are my work pants. I don't want to ruin them.

00:41:15 You had to take a piss. Welcome to our employee restroom.

00:44:21 which is a euphemism for, you know, eating your pussy.

00:47:18 It's just a flesh wound. You're okay.

00:50:15 - Can't outrun these guys in a Datsun. - I can, I do this for a living.

00:53:45 - But you owe me a hug. - Sure.

00:57:25 Who brings a fucking bomb to a drop, homey?

01:00:13 Does this guy not know who the fuck I am?

01:03:00 You just became the hit. Congratulations, motherfucker.

01:07:53 I should just become a bank robber. I was pretty good at it.

01:12:25 - Which you can't, FYI. - No, it's impossible.

01:15:22 What's going on?

01:22:41 Come on down to Major Tan where we're proud to be a family business.