3 Geezers!
2013 · 81 MIN · IMDB 3.3 · 799 VOTES · DIR. Michelle Schumacher
Overview
Follow actor J Kimball as he researches what it's like to be old for a role in an upcoming movie. When he meets the residents at The Coconuts convalescent home, he quickly discovers that his perceptions of the elderly may be off from today's reality. After being on the wrong end of some pranks, J enlists the help of his Hollywood friends to turn the tides. Mayhem ensues.
Dialogue Timeline — 951 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:42 Yo! What up, dawg?
00:03:42 Just let me... give me...
00:05:35 kinda get out of all this, is uh...
00:07:31 You do if you don't want your dick to fall off.
00:09:30 anything at all
00:12:19 Wow... So come on, seriously, what do you guys do?
00:16:00 I'm just here 'cause my doctor said, y' know, it's time to get it checked out.
00:17:45 - You'll thank me. - After you.
00:20:39 Va-va-verga!
00:22:18 - How many hands? - Two hands. - Two!
00:24:52 Seemed like a short game to me.
00:28:04 This DVD covers such topics as: Should I use lubrication?
00:32:07 Apparently.
00:34:30 Okay. Well, we could do a demonstration, so... I need a volunteer.
00:36:42 Oh-ho yeah!
00:40:12 You're not... you're not moving very fast, sir. I could...
00:43:29 - What? What's wrong with it? - Talk about boring, why don't you just ship her straight to the morgue?
00:47:27 by entering the clay with our hands and taking hold of it.
00:50:05 I don't think you sugar, because that sure ain't no bush.
00:52:38 Oh, it's it! It's the DVD!
00:55:53 ♪ Yeah, on the catwalk ♪ ♪ On the catwalk, yeah ♪
00:59:36 Okay sir, I'm gonna administer some tests to find out if you're too impaired to operate a motor vehicle.
01:03:26 You guys sure know how to party.
01:05:15 You guys ready?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed951
Dialogue density11.7 lines / min
First line00:01:42
Final line01:05:15
Production Record
DirectorMichelle Schumacher
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes799