21 & Over

00:01:03 - None of that ever happened. - Ever.

00:04:52 This is your friend's place, all right? Get out.

00:08:09 in the United States of America, bald eagles and Budweiser

00:11:26 I'll think about it, all right? That's all I'm saying.

00:14:40 What? Check it. Look, V-neck sweater with an un-tucked shirt.

00:19:13 Miller, we have to get him home.

00:22:31 Maybe he should've thought about that before he went out drinking tonight.

00:25:56 Right, so, what are we gonna do?

00:31:28 What the hell?

00:34:36 - Yeah, I didn't realize, OK. - Straight to voicemail.

00:38:22 These are the motherfuckers that threw a dart at my face.

00:42:29 Wait, what?

00:46:13 Motherfucker took my laundry detergent.

00:50:03 Yeah!

00:54:37 I can't just leave it. It says "DOUCHEBA"...

00:58:35 Oh, shit! Lookit...

01:02:27 - You're not just guilty. - The punishment shall match the crime.

01:06:08 - don't text me, don't call me, don't poke me... - Whoa!

01:09:36 - What? - No, he's gotta be home by 7:00 a.m.

01:12:49 Hey, you gotta trust me. Now bring him a little to the left. OK.

01:17:05 Oh, my God!

01:20:23 - He's had a really rough night too. - Shut up!

01:24:19 Me and Casey will always be there for you.

40:00:00 people at this university.