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00:00:32 They weren't only equal before God and the law, you see.

00:00:58 and to the unceasing vigilance of the United States Handicapper General.

00:01:26 Some things about living still weren't quite right, though.

00:02:42 Huh?

00:03:46 Not it must be real interesting, to hear all the different sounds. All the things they think up.

00:04:04 Well then maybe i'd make'em real loud, then. I think I'd make a good Handicapper General.

00:04:55 I don't know.

00:05:20 There isn't.

00:05:53 We interrupt our broadcast of the national ballet sleeping beauty for important breaking news.

00:06:54 Well, i think I'll get started with the dishes.

00:07:35 broadcast piracy, refusal to report for his quarterly handicapping evaluations

00:08:00 is under-handicapped, and is considered to be extremely dangerous.

00:09:37 Distinguished guests from around the world, may i have your attention, please.

00:10:32 My name is Harrison Bergeron.

00:10:52 And for the last six years i've been held prisoner by the state.

00:11:33 So now i stand before you today beaten, hobbled and sickened, but sadly not broken.

00:13:24 Stand by. We'll need a little more time

00:15:16 Unit, the bomb has been disarmed. Repeat, the bomb has been disarmed.

00:17:27 Copy that. All units... stand by for entry.

00:22:27 Oh, well... you should forget sad things, anyway.

211:02:01 and 213th Amendments to the Constitution