2 Days in Paris

00:51:26 I'm allergic to French mussels.

00:52:41 That's not true. I talked to Mathieu and Manu and Sandra.

00:54:10 You shut your mouth!

00:55:47 - OK, this is what I'm talking about. - What? I'm trying to get on top.

00:57:53 - They're screaming. - Ow! What are you doing?

00:59:14 Not bad, huh?

01:00:37 - Yes, yes, yes. OK. - Thank you.

01:02:00 - What? Oh, no. - He's gonna key that one, yeah.

01:03:25 That's sweet the way he personifies the skinned baby animal.

01:05:29 Yes.

01:06:53 You loved it, you hussy Having me lick your pussy...

01:09:02 At least you're faithful to your friends.

01:10:01 - Should I leave? - I'm sorry. It's gonna be fine.

01:11:11 Oh, darn it!

01:12:38 I don't care. It doesn't warrant that kind of behaviour.

01:14:33 That there is a small-world theory, but it just applies to your sex life.

01:16:13 It's your ego that's too big for French condoms.

01:18:09 Can I sit with you?

01:20:04 Either way there's not a true exchange, it's not real honesty.

01:22:56 What are you doing? Don't break or dirty anything.

01:24:25 I don't know what you're saying, but you have a wonderful singing voice.

01:28:12 What are you talking about? Are you drunk?

01:29:56 I thought it was quite funny.

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