12 and Holding

00:00:22 BOY: I'll give you that third birthmark right on your ass.

00:03:49 It's your birthday!

00:07:43 Wait up. I've gotta get my lighter out.

00:11:56 Huh?

00:15:34 That guy...

00:19:06 and you can play for me once you come to high school.

00:22:09 No.

00:26:07 A sign which is telling me life is short, so you gotta do what makes you happy.

00:29:13 Let's do it!

00:32:20 # ...With a banjo on my #

00:35:12 What made you choose that?

00:38:27 Yes.

00:42:00 (crying)

00:48:25 Don't worry. White male infants are the hardest to come by.

00:51:22 Whatever.

00:54:41 Well, you know, you don't wanna date somebody older than you

00:57:59 ...wash away. Just put it in nice and easy.

01:00:56 - What is wrong with you? - There is nothing wrong with me!

01:06:28 # think it was wheat. and we deserve ten times better than that #

01:10:22 I--I don't even...know what to say.

01:14:33 I've never been so sure.

01:17:45 It's like you don't know what to do with me.

01:22:53 I spoke with your father.

01:30:52 # You've been sad for a while #