100 Girls

00:01:28 One hundred girls.

00:05:13 When I was 16, I tried talking to girls. I had to write myself cheat notes...

00:08:32 What are you doing, man?

00:12:55 And... I cracked.

00:17:02 Hello. This is Phil Gambone calling from KR0K radio.

00:20:46 The tyranny of the spoon was over, and my ass was liberated.

00:25:06 The literary world has a term for those fanatics. "Janeites".

00:28:36 They see things that go undetected to a man's eye.

00:33:13 I was just checking to make sure the paper printed my ad.

00:36:16 Sometimes, do you know what I did to calm myself?

00:39:48 Have you ever noticed, they only give hurricanes wasp names...

00:43:12 I was trying to be friendly.

00:46:27 And this lack of rules made girls...

00:50:33 D.H. Lawrence, Colette and Henry Miller.

00:54:03 women will rise to their proper levels on top.

00:58:46 I guess that's what made me do it.

01:02:50 - What's your horror story? - There's no story, man.

01:06:42 Parents always try to turn us into something we don't wanna be!

01:10:57 At their fathers' sides, boys learn to be men.

01:14:41 - He's not my type really. - Why is that?

01:18:07 His horror was my horror too. It was everymen's horror.

01:21:12 I wanna kiss your clitoris.

01:25:29 The only "ist" that should be are humanists.

01:30:17 Sweet leaping Jesus!