00:05:51 I guess this would be the wrong time to ask for a raise?
00:05:55 Raise? A raise?
00:05:59 I'll give you a raise!
00:06:02 Did you read these headlines? Huh?
00:06:05 "Jewel heist on Main Street." And it's nice bold print, isn't it?
00:06:09 - Yes, it's very easy to read. - Mm.
00:06:11 - Shut up now. - Sorry.
00:06:14 "Lady Holiday's Jewels Stolen", that's what it says in the Times.
00:06:17 And here's the Herald. "Fashion Queen of London Robbed."
00:06:22 And last but not least...
00:06:26 ...here's our cute little banner story.
00:06:29 "Identical Twins Join the Chronicle Staff."
00:06:32 Now, I ask you, what paper would you buy?
00:06:35 - I read the one that has "Dear Abby". - Bah!
00:06:42 Gee, Mr Tarkanian. We thought identical twins working on a newspaper
00:06:45 - would make an interesting story. - Yeah.
00:06:47 Well, it doesn't. Especially since you two guys don't look anything alike.
00:06:53 Well, that's cos Fozzie's not wearing his hat. Fozzie, put your hat back on.
00:06:56 Oh. Yes, sir. See?
00:07:00 Oh, yeah.
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