00:08:57 It's hot as hell outside, my skin is a drie and itchy,
00:09:02 You put me in a sweater
00:09:04 Sure as hell, not gonna ask you for lotion.
00:09:19 - You know you don't have to do this - Yeah, I can get a real job
00:09:23 - What would you do? - I wanna be a greeter at Wal-Mart
00:09:37 What the hell is so funny?!
00:09:41 At Wal-Mart, what would be your opening line?
00:09:44 Welcome to Wal-Mart, get your shit and get out!
00:09:57 Have a nice day.
00:10:00 - Anything else wrong? - I don't know
00:10:02 My wife and I couldn't find any place to park anywhere near this stinkin joint
00:10:07 And some jerk pulled up in a brand new mercedes, goes right in the handicap spot.
00:10:11 He gets out of the car and there's nothing wrong with him.
00:10:13 Don't you hate that?
00:10:16 So I ran his ass over.
00:10:24 I made an honest man out of him.
00:10:29 And his mother got out the other side, started swinging her crutches at me.
00:10:38 Took her out with the door.
00:10:42 - Don't you feel kinda bad? - Oh hell, ain't carpool
00:10:46 - Do you think the police didn't see ya? - I ain't afraid of the cops around Santa Ana
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