00:01:04 Thank you
00:01:07 You are assuming way to much, ladies and gentlemen
00:01:11 But thanks for coming out tonight. I am happy to be in Orange County.
00:01:15 I'm happy to be in Santa Ana.
00:01:17 My mother-in-law had a dance studio. She had this dance studio for 30 years.
00:01:22 She owned it and she ran it.
00:01:24 A few months ago, she was 4 days away from closing the sail on the dance studio
00:01:29 She was gonna take the money, retire, be independent and live out the rest of her life.
00:01:33 Then, the hurricanes came... Guess where my mother-in-laws dance studio was?!
00:01:39 West Palm Beach, Florida.
00:01:41 Guess who's living with me and my family now in Los Angeles??!!
00:01:45 I'll say it again: I am happy to be in Santa Ana.
00:01:58 Where is Chris Rock, when you need the man?
00:02:00 In one house, it's me, my wife, three little girls
00:02:03 ..3 female dogs, 2 female rats , 1 female fish
00:02:06 Now my mother-in-law and as a bonus, my sister-in-law.
00:02:10 I am growing a uterus as we speak.
00:02:16 The only other male in the household, is my golden retriever: Bill.
00:02:19 And they had him neutered.
00:02:22 Oh, it's very sad. I came home after being gone for about 5 days
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