Movie quotes

  • Unemployed
    • Unemployed

      (2008)
    • 00:02:11 - Oh, look at this, yo. - Yeah.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:02:06 Hell, yeah. This is what I'm talking about, yo.

      • 00:02:11 - Oh, look at this, yo. - Yeah.

      • 00:02:14 That's what I'm talking about. Imagine me driving in that.

      • 00:02:17 What? She'd be, like, "Hey, Jamal, what's up?"

    • 00:12:27 - Got an audition. Yeah! - We got an audition? Yes!

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      • 00:12:18 - I let 'em know. - He reminds me of Jack Nicholson.

      • 00:12:24 Who was that? Was that our agent? That was our agent, right?

      • 00:12:27 - Got an audition. Yeah! - We got an audition? Yes!

      • 00:12:29 - For what? A TV show? A movie? Commercial?

      • 00:12:32 No. No. Guess what. It's a movie, dawg. Movie.

    • 00:16:06 Yeah, man, the receptionist. She was hot.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:16:02 But I am.

      • 00:16:05 You what?

      • 00:16:06 Yeah, man, the receptionist. She was hot.

      • 00:16:08 She made me hard.

      • 00:16:10 Man, why don't you point it that way, man?

    • 00:20:36 - I want soul food for catering, okay? - Yeah.

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      • 00:20:31 - Jungle Fever ain't got nothing on that. - Next!

      • 00:20:34 So what kind of food are we gonna...

      • 00:20:36 - I want soul food for catering, okay? - Yeah.

      • 00:20:39 - Soul food... - Been ordered. Everything's there.

      • 00:20:41 - I gave a list. - I want collard greens,

    • 00:22:45 - Make me feel a lot better. - Yeah.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:22:40 They didn't give me a P.A. yet.

      • 00:22:42 In fact, can you make sure she brings it, please?

      • 00:22:45 - Make me feel a lot better. - Yeah.

      • 00:22:47 Where did those two bozos come from?

      • 00:22:49 I don't know, Spike, but we need to move on, okay?

    • 00:24:30 Yeah! Some hot ladies going there!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:24:23 Look at that. Check this out.

      • 00:24:26 They're hiring over at the Black Diamond Fitness Center on Crenshaw Boulevard.

      • 00:24:30 Yeah! Some hot ladies going there!

      • 00:24:32 Hot ladies!

      • 00:24:34 - Boobies! - Yeah, boobies.

    • 00:30:34 Yeah, I'm in a tight spot.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:30:28 You know, I'm in need, Ma.

      • 00:30:32 I need you to hook me up with some money.

      • 00:30:34 Yeah, I'm in a tight spot.

      • 00:30:38 Yeah, I need some money. I'm so serious. I need some money.

      • 00:30:45 But that's what I been doing all day.

    • 00:34:00 Yeah. Sorry about him. Excuse him.

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      • 00:33:53 Yo, man. He's racist. He's a racist.

      • 00:33:56 You didn't need to say that, man. The Soul Train?

      • 00:34:00 Yeah. Sorry about him. Excuse him.

      • 00:34:02 He was in a drive-by last year.

      • 00:34:04 You know, had some head trauma, so he has, like, a racial Tourette's.

    • 00:34:08 Yeah. So, um, I was just... Wait a minute.

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      • 00:34:02 He was in a drive-by last year.

      • 00:34:04 You know, had some head trauma, so he has, like, a racial Tourette's.

      • 00:34:08 Yeah. So, um, I was just... Wait a minute.

      • 00:34:12 - You look kind of familiar. - Excuse me?

      • 00:34:14 What, did you fart or something?

    • 00:35:30 - All right. You take it easy, huh? - Yeah.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:35:25 But I hope that maybe there'll be an opening or something like that.

      • 00:35:28 - Yeah. - You know what I'm saying?

      • 00:35:30 - All right. You take it easy, huh? - Yeah.

      • 00:35:33 Maybe I can get that number, though. How's that?

      • 00:35:35 - Bye. Have a nice day. - Okay. All right.

    • 00:40:49 Yeah, we're out of here.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:40:46 How about you go over there...

      • 00:40:48 You know what?

      • 00:40:49 Yeah, we're out of here.

      • 00:40:50 I'm bored. How about you dance for us right now?

      • 00:40:53 Yeah. Yeah.

    • 00:45:47 Yeah, we're here for a job.

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      • 00:45:41 Today's lesson is on Ebonics.

      • 00:45:45 Hey, gentlemen, how can I help you?

      • 00:45:47 Yeah, we're here for a job.

      • 00:45:48 You realize this is a tutoring center.

      • 00:45:51 Yeah. We can tutor our asses off.

    • 00:51:43 Oh, yeah, we were wondering if you could

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:51:41 - We. - What?

      • 00:51:42 We were wondering.

      • 00:51:43 Oh, yeah, we were wondering if you could

      • 00:51:46 pray for us, you know, pray for us

      • 00:51:49 and help us become successful.

    • 00:58:12 Uh, yeah. What kind do you have?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:58:06 and your momma's hot fudge sundae.

      • 00:58:09 Would you like nuts on that sundae?

      • 00:58:12 Uh, yeah. What kind do you have?

      • 00:58:14 We have hazelnuts, peanuts...

      • 00:58:19 and these nuts.

    • 01:01:32 Yeah, we looking for Mad Dog.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:01:28 No, no!

      • 01:01:30 Hey, do you guys know where Mad Dog is?

      • 01:01:32 Yeah, we looking for Mad Dog.

      • 01:01:34 He is in the garage, stupid.

      • 01:01:37 Okay, okay, okay.

    • 01:06:35 - He flunked out, though. - Yeah. Relax.

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      • 01:06:32 ITT Tech, that's a good school.

      • 01:06:33 I went... I went for, like, a semester.

      • 01:06:35 - He flunked out, though. - Yeah. Relax.

      • 01:06:37 That's a good school.

      • 01:06:38 How did you get this job, man?

    • 01:07:58 Yeah, we are, but there's only one position.

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      • 01:07:52 My deliveryman says you're applying for the driver position.

      • 01:07:55 Yeah. He said you guys were hiring, so we're ready to be hired.

      • 01:07:58 Yeah, we are, but there's only one position.

      • 01:08:02 We'll take it.

      • 01:08:03 We'll take it.

    • 01:08:05 - Yeah. - Who needs two positions?

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      • 01:08:03 We'll take it.

      • 01:08:04 Both of you?

      • 01:08:05 - Yeah. - Who needs two positions?

      • 01:08:07 Right? With one, it makes it easier.

      • 01:08:08 So how are you going to split it?

    • 01:16:49 Might be my phone, boy! Yeah!

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:16:46 Oh, yo. Door.

      • 01:16:48 That might be it.

      • 01:16:49 Might be my phone, boy! Yeah!

      • 01:16:51 Yes!

      • 01:16:52 Who is it?!

    • 01:17:01 Uh, yeah. I got a package for Jamal?

      • Time - Phrase
      • 01:16:57 Come on in.

      • 01:16:59 - Hurry up, man. - Yeah.

      • 01:17:01 Uh, yeah. I got a package for Jamal?

      • 01:17:02 That's me right there! Jamal!

      • 01:17:05 Yeah!

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