Movie quotes

  • Unemployed
    • Unemployed

      (2008)
    • 00:06:49 Yeah. We're naked.

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      • 00:06:44 Are you two gay now?

      • 00:06:45 You keep it on the down low? I watch Oprah.

      • 00:06:49 Yeah. We're naked.

      • 00:06:51 It's hard for us to open the door when we're naked.

      • 00:06:54 We don't have towels, neither, so we're drying ourselves.

    • 00:11:18 Yeah, you got a car this time?

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      • 00:11:11 Yo, it's Ramon. Got an audition for you two.

      • 00:11:16 Oh, audition. What's up? All right.

      • 00:11:18 Yeah, you got a car this time?

      • 00:11:20 Yeah, we got a ride. Uh, yeah.

      • 00:11:24 Um, yeah. This girl... She gonna let me borrow her car.

    • 00:14:16 Yeah! It's time for the big time.

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      • 00:13:58 - I won't. - A modern, standard handshake.

      • 00:14:02 - That's what I like. Let's go! Shit! - All right. Let's go.

      • 00:14:16 Yeah! It's time for the big time.

      • 00:14:18 We can make it now.

      • 00:14:20 I don't know what they reading for.

    • 00:19:16 - Can you do it again? - Yeah.

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      • 00:19:09 Slap the ho!

      • 00:19:13 - I like this one. - I like the...

      • 00:19:16 - Can you do it again? - Yeah.

      • 00:19:18 And action!

      • 00:19:19 Slap the ho!

    • 00:20:01 - Yeah, he's... - Dime? All right.

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      • 00:19:56 - Do you know this guy? - I don't have his head shot.

      • 00:19:58 Yeah. Big Dime. Man, I know I'm up in there somewhere. Big Dime.

      • 00:20:01 - Yeah, he's... - Dime? All right.

      • 00:20:05 - Big Dime. - No. And I remember getting calls.

      • 00:20:07 - There was no Big Dime. - A'ight. It don't matter.

    • 00:21:55 - What's wrong with that? - Hell, yeah!

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      • 00:21:49 Yo, I smoke weed. He smokes weed.

      • 00:21:53 We all smoke weed, man!

      • 00:21:55 - What's wrong with that? - Hell, yeah!

      • 00:21:59 - That's not what we have. - Uh, no.

      • 00:22:01 Are you sure you're at the right audition?

    • 00:24:51 - Yeah, but she was 12. - So was I.

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      • 00:24:46 - Yeah. Dude. - Yeah, man.

      • 00:24:49 Did you ever think Strawberry Shortcake was kind of hot?

      • 00:24:51 - Yeah, but she was 12. - So was I.

      • 00:24:55 Okay... Oh! Check this one out.

      • 00:24:57 Ah! See? Ah!

    • 00:29:23 - Where's my sense of humor? - Yeah.

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      • 00:29:19 Shut the fuck up! 'Cause I'll stab my fucking eye out!

      • 00:29:21 - That's what I'm-a do! Watch the eye! - Where's your sense of humor?

      • 00:29:23 - Where's my sense of humor? - Yeah.

      • 00:29:25 I lost it with my fucking job! Now, watch the eye, goddamn it!

      • 00:29:27 - No, please. We're gonna roll. - We're out. We're out, man.

    • 00:33:07 What's that about, yo? Yeah, man.

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      • 00:33:02 Before, it was hairy balls. Now it's "Can I come?"

      • 00:33:05 And then you aim it at me.

      • 00:33:07 What's that about, yo? Yeah, man.

      • 00:33:08 I wasn't aiming. You really can't aim it, can you?

      • 00:33:11 You know what? I'm a roommate, not a sweet mate.

    • 00:34:25 To see if you were hir... Yeah, yeah, some applications.

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      • 00:34:21 No, wait a minute. I just...

      • 00:34:23 We just came here to see if you had some applications.

      • 00:34:25 To see if you were hir... Yeah, yeah, some applications.

      • 00:34:28 - For this store? - No, as Don Cornelius' personal assistant.

      • 00:34:32 - Shut up! - Of course this store.

    • 00:46:00 Yeah, picking up brochures and shit.

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      • 00:45:57 Man, we been to college.

      • 00:45:59 High school transcript?

      • 00:46:00 Yeah, picking up brochures and shit.

      • 00:46:01 Two forms of ID? Anything?

      • 00:46:03 - Yeah, we got ID. - Sure.

    • 00:46:03 - Yeah, we got ID. - Sure.

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      • 00:46:00 Yeah, picking up brochures and shit.

      • 00:46:01 Two forms of ID? Anything?

      • 00:46:03 - Yeah, we got ID. - Sure.

      • 00:46:05 Yeah, well, you're gonna have to take a test, also.

      • 00:46:07 What? A test?

    • 00:52:30 Yeah, I absolutely agree with Jamal

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      • 00:52:23 And so, I don't think I'm gonna be a movie star.

      • 00:52:28 I just... I can't get with you on that one.

      • 00:52:30 Yeah, I absolutely agree with Jamal

      • 00:52:32 because it's, like, you know, I remember

      • 00:52:34 I'm born, and it's like the next thing I know, bang.

    • 00:55:40 Two names. Yeah, two names.

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      • 00:55:37 Oh, he's real tough.

      • 00:55:38 I mean, Ray-Ray. He's double trouble.

      • 00:55:40 Two names. Yeah, two names.

      • 00:55:41 Don't want to get killed by Ray-Ray.

      • 00:55:42 Jobs, what kind of jobs can we have?

    • 01:01:20 Yeah, motherfucker, talking all that shit,

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      • 01:01:16 We will roll your ass up like some spunk-ass weed

      • 01:01:19 and smoke you.

      • 01:01:20 Yeah, motherfucker, talking all that shit,

      • 01:01:21 but can you back it up?

      • 01:01:22 That's what I'm talking about.

    • 01:12:53 Yeah, it's paint! Paint, man!

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      • 01:12:49 - Jamal? - What the fuck are you doing?

      • 01:12:51 Jamal, you're alive!

      • 01:12:53 Yeah, it's paint! Paint, man!

      • 01:12:55 You're alive! Oh, you're alive!

      • 01:12:56 You're alive!

    • 01:13:04 - It's good acting, right? - Yeah.

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      • 01:13:01 I thought you were dead.

      • 01:13:03 Ah, man, no, man.

      • 01:13:04 - It's good acting, right? - Yeah.

      • 01:13:05 Liked that, huh?

      • 01:13:07 Yeah.

    • 01:15:17 - This is a big-ass phone. - Yeah.

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      • 01:15:15 - What? - It's my phone.

      • 01:15:16 Gimme my phone.

      • 01:15:17 - This is a big-ass phone. - Yeah.

      • 01:15:18 Looks like a damn walkie-talkie.

      • 01:15:20 10-4. Breaker breaker. This is Go Legal.

    • 01:25:02 Yeah. We gotta get paid.

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      • 01:24:59 Back on the set ASAP.

      • 01:25:01 Right. Right. What about our check?

      • 01:25:02 Yeah. We gotta get paid.

      • 01:25:03 - Gotta get paid. - Check with your agent.

      • 01:25:04 - Let's go. Let's go. - Check with our agent?

    • 01:33:32 - We're celebrities. - Yeah.

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      • 01:33:28 Stars.

      • 01:33:31 We're...

      • 01:33:32 - We're celebrities. - Yeah.

      • 01:33:35 We're celebrities. We did it.

      • 01:33:39 Superstars!

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