Time Phrase
00:10:51 That should make me not love you,
but it only makes me love you more.
00:11:06 I just don't want to go in there today.
I just don't, you know?
00:11:12 All of Lecture Films' productions are written,
filmed and edited on this very lot.
00:11:17 In fact, this building is
where Lecture Films' talented writers
00:11:21 scour the world's past events
for the most dramatic,
00:11:06 I just don't want to go in there today.
I just don't, you know?
00:11:12 All of Lecture Films' productions are written,
filmed and edited on this very lot.
00:11:17 In fact, this building is
where Lecture Films' talented writers
00:11:21 scour the world's past events
for the most dramatic,
00:11:25 entertaining and even hilarious moments
from world history,
00:11:33 to read off of teleprompters
and then filmed for your viewing pleasure.
00:11:37 Now, if you'll just follow me over here,
I will give you a sneak peek
00:11:40 of Lecture Films'
upcoming summer blockbuster,
00:11:43 Napoleon: 1812 to 1813.
00:11:48 Coming soon from Lecture Films,
00:11:40 of Lecture Films'
upcoming summer blockbuster,
00:11:43 Napoleon: 1812 to 1813.
00:11:48 Coming soon from Lecture Films,
00:11:51 screenplay by Brad Kessler
and starring Nathan Goldfrappe,
00:11:55 Napoleon : 1812 to 1813.
00:12:17 It was then that...
00:12:19 Look, everyone.
00:12:20 There's Mark Bellison,
one of Lecture Films' very own screenwriters.
00:12:24 Mark is one of Lecture Films'
least successful screenwriters.
00:12:28 I also hear he's most likely
getting fired today.
00:12:19 Look, everyone.
00:12:20 There's Mark Bellison,
one of Lecture Films' very own screenwriters.
00:12:24 Mark is one of Lecture Films'
least successful screenwriters.
00:12:28 I also hear he's most likely
getting fired today.
00:12:32 Let's go to the editing bay, where we can
watch them put the final touches
00:12:28 I also hear he's most likely
getting fired today.
00:12:32 Let's go to the editing bay, where we can
watch them put the final touches
00:12:35 on the upcoming Lecture Films feature,
The Invention of the Fork. Right this way.
00:12:50 Morning, Shelley.
00:12:52 Hi, Mark.
00:14:46 Just give it up.
00:14:47 Nothing new is gonna
have happened in the 1300s.
00:14:50 At Lecture Films, we just want to take
the big-name readers of the day
00:14:54 and have them read the stories
that people know and love.
00:15:00 I'm having...
00:40:08 And you can be part of it.
00:40:10 Yes, but is there a movie there?
00:40:12 The greatest movie
Lecture Films has ever made.
00:40:18 Start reading.
00:40:22 "On the very first day of the 14th century,
a momentous occasion occurred.
00:41:48 "would stumble across them in the desert
after being fired by his crap boss, Anthony,
00:41:55 "and mocked by Brad and Shelley,
2 huge douche bags.
00:42:01 "Lecture Films would go on to make
the picture, and it'd be a huge success.
00:42:06 "And Mark would become very wealthy
and famous from it."
00:42:22 What are you gonna call this, Mark?
01:10:49 Doesn't matter... "The end."
01:10:52 -That's a strange ending.
-It is, isn't it?
01:10:55 And you want me to take this over
to Lecture Films?
01:10:57 -Yeah.
-Okay.
01:10:58 Tell them to film that one this week.
(What's this?)
