Time Phrase
00:21:25 known for his lethal temper
and his unusual eating habits.
00:21:28 He weighs a metric ton.
00:21:30 His name...Fat Bastard.
00:21:35 We've had reports there's a spy
in the Ministry of Defense.
00:21:39 The contents of this room
are vital to the country.
00:33:40 Volcanic eruption!
00:33:51 May I present to you my spy
in the Ministry of Defense...
00:33:55 Fat Bastard.
00:33:58 First things first!
00:34:00 Where's your shitter?
00:34:16 Christ, I’m getting
all emotional from it, you know?
00:34:21 Right.
00:34:23 Fat Bastard,
could I have my mojo, please?
00:34:27 Where's my money?
00:34:29 All right, give him his money.
00:37:16 Herr Doktor.
00:37:47 So what happened here?
00:37:49 Apparently a rogue agent
named Fat Bastard...
00:37:51 infiltrated the unit...
00:37:52 assigned to guard
your cryogenic chamber.
00:37:56 These men don't
remember a thing.
00:37:57 Captain, why don't you...
00:37:59 cross-check
Fat Bastard's profile...
00:38:00 with the mainframe at Langley?
00:38:02 Yes, ma'am.
00:43:29 It’s amazing, Austin.
00:43:35 Wait a tick.
00:43:42 That's how my mojo was stolen.
Fat Bastard.
00:43:47 She's a professional agent.
00:43:49 She's not interested
in shagging!
00:45:40 My interest in this case
is purely professional.
00:45:42 Good.
00:45:43 Then you won't mind tracking
down Fat Bastard tonight.
00:45:46 No problem.
00:45:47 We need you to plant
this homing device on him...
00:50:16 That is so great.
00:50:18 There's something
I should tell you, too.
00:50:20 Last night, I planted
a homing device on Fat Bastard.
00:50:23 Smashing, baby.
00:50:24 Then we can track down
Fat Bastard...
00:50:20 Last night, I planted
a homing device on Fat Bastard.
00:50:23 Smashing, baby.
00:50:24 Then we can track down
Fat Bastard...
00:50:26 get my mojo,
go back to my place...
00:50:27 hop on the good foot
and do the bad thing. Yes!
00:50:27 hop on the good foot
and do the bad thing. Yes!
00:50:31 But there's more.
00:50:32 In order to get close
to Fat Bastard, I had to--
00:50:34 Hello, hello.
The signal's coming through.
00:50:37 He's at Paddington Station.
00:50:59 Where is he?
00:51:02 Oh, my God!
00:51:04 Fat Bastard left a floater!
00:51:06 In the name
of all things sacred...
00:51:08 that is the most
foul-smelling thing ever!
01:01:48 Ah, Mr. Powers, Ms. Shagwell...
01:01:52 welcome to my
hollowed-out volcano.
01:01:54 This is my associate
Fat Bastard.
01:01:57 Felicity, I think you two
may have already “met.”
01:02:03 Unfortunately.
01:02:28 I’m a secret agent.
01:02:30 What?
01:02:38 All right, that's enough,
Fat Bastard.
01:02:40 As much as I like
seeing Powers in agony--
01:02:43 and I do--
01:06:24 Call British Intelligence
and let them know about this.
01:06:43 What do we do?
01:06:44 Why don't you just shag
Fat Bastard again?
01:06:47 This is no time to get jealous.
01:06:49 How could you do it?
01:06:51 I was just doing my job.
01:06:52 No, I mean literally,
how could you do it?
01:06:54 The man's so fat...
01:06:55 the sheer mechanics of it
are mind-boggling.
01:06:57 Don't lay your hang-ups on me,
just 'cause you lost your mojo.
01:21:36 Surprise, surprise.
01:21:39 Listen, missy,
do you fancy another go?
01:21:43 'Cause once you've had fat,
you never go back.
01:21:48 You shut your mouth,
you bastard...
01:21:52 who is fat.
01:21:43 'Cause once you've had fat,
you never go back.
01:21:48 You shut your mouth,
you bastard...
01:21:52 who is fat.
01:21:54 Yeah, that's very good.
01:21:55 Before you kill us,
let me ask you one question.
(What's this?)
