Time Phrase
00:47:04 "Asahi Sumo Arena"
00:47:10 Jesus Christ! This diaper is making my nuts
rub together. It's gonna start a fire
00:47:17 That's Fat Bastard.
00:47:35 You know what my favourite
Helen Hunt movie is? Twister.
00:47:51 That's not right. Sure ain't.
Are we done here? I've gotta take a crap.
00:47:35 You know what my favourite
Helen Hunt movie is? Twister.
00:47:51 That's not right. Sure ain't.
Are we done here? I've gotta take a crap.
00:48:00 Wait a tic. Something doesn’t smell right.
And I think its Fat Bastard.
00:48:23 You ok, Austin?
Sound as a pound love.
00:48:29 What the? I didn't have any corn.
00:48:29 What the? I didn't have any corn.
00:48:46 Hey diaper lady! Here's my diaper. I think I might have
pinched one off to soon. I left a rosebud in there for you.
00:49:09 You really are a fat bastard.
00:49:12 You know that hurts my feelings. I've tried going
on a diet you know, the zoan. Curbs are the enemy.
00:49:25 Who's your friend?
00:50:43 Oh great, isn't this magical. One of
my wire's broke.
00:50:56 You under arrest, sugar.
00:51:01 Okay, Fat Bastard, who's the Japanese
cat you made an exchange with?
00:51:06 His name is Roboto. He owns Roboto industries. He's
designing some contraption for Dr Evil, I don't know.
00:51:16 The tractor beam.
That's it.
00:54:07 Not you henchman holding wrench. Not you henchman arbitrarily
turning knobs making it seem like you’re doing something.
00:54:25 This is uncomfortable. The tiny one can't take a hint.
He doesn’t understand. He's small.
00:54:52 Hello Foxy, Austin. We've confirmed what Fat
Bastard told you about Roboto is accurate.
00:54:58 He was hired by Dr Evil to
construct "Preparation H".
00:55:02 So Roboto had the technology to
build Goldmember's tractor beam.
01:25:50 Hey, assholes, do I have time for
a smoke and a pancake or what?
01:26:00 I'm from Holland, isn't that weird.
01:26:36 Hey, Powers! Fat Bastard? But you're not fat
anymore. I went on a subway diet. I've lost 180 pounds.
01:26:51 Congratulations baby. Thank you. I do
have a little bit of access skin though.
01:26:59 And unfortunately my neck
does look like a vagina.
(What's this?)
