Time Phrase
00:23:31 What if the old man is wrong
about him, huh?
00:23:34 What if he's not the great actor
Spottswoode says he is?
00:23:38 Why don't you trust actors, Chris?
00:23:43 I got my reasons.
00:23:49 You all right, Gary?
00:35:07 after blowing up half of Cairo.
00:35:09 And now some Hollywood celebrities
are lashing out.
00:35:12 Alec Baldwin is head
of the Film Actors Guild.
00:35:16 The Film Actors Guild believes
00:35:18 that what the world needs
is compassion, not violence.
00:35:09 And now some Hollywood celebrities
are lashing out.
00:35:12 Alec Baldwin is head
of the Film Actors Guild.
00:35:16 The Film Actors Guild believes
00:35:18 that what the world needs
is compassion, not violence.
00:35:21 All that Team America
does is create new enemies.
00:35:49 and rivers made of chocolate,
where the children danced
00:35:51 and laughed and played
with gumdrop smiles.
00:35:55 The actors are calling
for an emergency meeting.
00:35:57 Already expected to attend
are Helen Hunt,
00:35:59 George Clooney, Liv Tyler,
Martin Sheen, Susan Sarandon,
00:46:54 The terrorists claim that the attack
was a retaliation
00:46:57 for Team America's actions in Cairo.
00:47:00 Alec Baldwin is rallying all
the members of the Film Actors Guild.
00:47:03 - Alec Baldwin?
- Gary?
00:47:06 He's my hero.
00:59:26 Get out of the street,
you fucking bum!
00:59:33 You gave up on life, didn't you?
01:01:00 My fellow actors,
we live in a dark time.
01:01:03 The world is becoming more
and more violent
01:01:06 and the idiots in charge
are making it worse.
01:01:35 If we focus our acting
on global politics,
01:01:37 we can change everything and stuff.
01:01:43 As actors, it is our responsibility
to read the newspapers
01:01:47 and then say what we read
on television like it's our own opinion.
01:01:51 Matt Damon.
01:01:54 We've all done action films.
01:01:55 If anyone tries to get in our way,
we'll show them just how tough
01:01:58 us actors really are.
01:02:04 I'm glad you all agree.
01:02:06 Because I've just been contacted
by a very important political leader
01:04:29 Well, your rittle dream
will soon be over.
01:04:33 I must get back to pranning
the ceremony now.
01:04:36 The film actors are on their way.
01:04:39 Perhaps they'll stop in and say herro.
01:04:43 Having so little faith in humanity
must make you a very lonely man.
01:12:23 - In a montage
- Montage
01:12:37 Radies and gentlemen.
01:12:39 The Film Actors Guild and Kim Jong II
are preased to welcome you
01:12:43 to the International
World Peace Ceremony.
01:12:49 The most important people
from every country
01:14:09 Sometimes believing is all we have.
01:14:15 And as the leaders of your countries,
you have the power
01:14:18 to bring the world together under
the principles of the Film Actors Guild.
01:14:24 You're gonna
knock them dead, Alec.
01:14:27 Ten minutes, Mr. Baldwin.
01:14:27 Ten minutes, Mr. Baldwin.
01:14:40 Who the hell you?
01:14:42 I'm with the Film Actors Guild.
I'm here to help with the broadcast.
01:14:45 Then you show credentials.
01:14:47 Hey, you don't need to see
my credentials.
01:20:19 I tried to leave, but Rumpleteazer
held me down and...
01:20:24 ...I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.
01:20:31 That's why you don't trust actors.
01:20:37 I'm sorry I've been so hard on you.
01:20:39 If there's still a world left
when this is all over,
01:21:46 Have Sarah and Joe lock on to our...
01:21:49 Gary!
01:21:52 - Actors, ho!
- Helen Hunt.
01:21:55 Samuel Jackson.
01:21:57 Matt Damon.
01:22:07 And now, radies and gentlemen,
Mr. Arec Barrwin.
01:22:24 We are here to usher in a new era
without violence.
01:22:27 By following the rules
of the Film Actors Guild,
01:22:30 the world can become a better place
01:22:32 that handles dangerous people
with talk and reasoning.
01:22:32 that handles dangerous people
with talk and reasoning.
01:22:36 That is the F.A.G. way.
01:22:40 One day you'll all look at the world
us actors created and say,
01:22:44 "Wow. Good going, F.A.G.
01:22:48 You really made the world
a better place, didn't you, F.A.G.?"
01:27:00 Oh, no, we aren't. We're dicks!
01:27:07 We're reckless, arrogant,
stupid dicks.
01:27:12 And the Film Actors Guild
are pussies.
01:27:18 And Kim Jong II is an asshole.
01:27:24 Pussies don't like dicks,
because pussies get fucked by dicks.
(What's this?)
