Time Phrase
00:21:51 Who? The fellow playing
first base for St. Louie. Who?
00:21:55 Why is he doin' that?
00:21:57 Whenever he gets nervous,
he does 'Who's On First?'
00:22:00 - Yeah, why?
- Why?
00:22:02 It's his way of dealing with you
touching his books and stuff.
00:22:00 - Yeah, why?
- Why?
00:22:02 It's his way of dealing with you
touching his books and stuff.
00:22:05 - So he memorized 'Who's On First?'
- That, among other things.
00:22:09 - Ted Kloszevski.
- Kluszewski.
00:22:12 Ted Kluszewski. 'Big Klu.'
First base.
00:49:35 Give me five, Ray.
That's a great idea.
00:49:38 Give me five. Yeah.
This guy's a fuckin' fruitcake.
00:49:49 I'm asking you. Who's on first?
That's the man's name.
00:49:52 That's whose name? Yes.
Go ahead and tell me.
00:49:54 Who? The guy on first.
Who? The first baseman.
00:50:05 All I'm tryin' to find out
is what the guy's name on first base.
00:50:07 No, what is on second base.
00:50:09 I'm not asking you who's on second base?
Who's on first?
00:50:12 - That's what I'm tryin' to find out.
- Get in the car!
00:50:15 Don't change the players.
Yeah, get in the car.
01:00:13 I'm sorry,
but what's wrong with him?
01:00:16 It was a problem gettin' mail
from the East Coast--
01:00:19 -Raymond, do 'What's On First?' for her.
-Who's on first. What's on second.
01:00:25 They set up an initial program...
01:00:29 where the Pony Express...
01:09:45 That's the man's name.
That's whose name.
01:09:47 What are you asking me for?
I'm not asking you. I'm telling you.
01:09:50 Who is on first.
I'm asking you, who's on first?
01:09:53 - Yo, Ray.
- That's the man's name.
01:09:55 - This is not a riddle.
- Yeah. Know the fella's name?
01:09:53 - Yo, Ray.
- That's the man's name.
01:09:55 - This is not a riddle.
- Yeah. Know the fella's name?
01:09:58 -Yeah. Then who's playing first base?
-You'll never figure out who's on first.
01:10:01 Who is on first.
That's the joke. It's comedy.
01:10:05 Sometimes his wife
comes down and collects it.
01:09:55 - This is not a riddle.
- Yeah. Know the fella's name?
01:09:58 -Yeah. Then who's playing first base?
-You'll never figure out who's on first.
01:10:01 Who is on first.
That's the joke. It's comedy.
01:10:05 Sometimes his wife
comes down and collects it.
01:10:07 - Whose wife?
- It's comedy.
01:49:30 Don't start with that, Ray.
01:49:33 It's not just another place, Ray.
This is my place.
01:49:37 I'm asking you who's on first.
That's the man's name.
01:49:40 Who? The first baseman.
Who is on first.
01:49:42 You got a first baseman on first?
Certainly. Then who's playing first?
01:49:37 I'm asking you who's on first.
That's the man's name.
01:49:40 Who? The first baseman.
Who is on first.
01:49:42 You got a first baseman on first?
Certainly. Then who's playing first?
01:49:49 - The man's entitled to it.
- Who is?
01:49:52 Yes.
02:07:23 It's got your cheeseballs,
your apple juice...
02:07:27 notebooks, pens and...
02:07:29 'Who's On First?' video
that you Like.
02:07:31 - 'Who's On First?' is very funny.
- I told you it's funny.
02:07:35 Board!
02:07:27 notebooks, pens and...
02:07:29 'Who's On First?' video
that you Like.
02:07:31 - 'Who's On First?' is very funny.
- I told you it's funny.
02:07:35 Board!
02:07:36 - Better get goin'.
- Very shiny train.