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00:15:34 Okay. And based on that, girls want to sleep with you.

00:15:36 Big time. But you're dead.

00:15:38 Yeah. Except not really, obviously.

00:15:40 But the girl thinks you're dead.

00:15:41 No, she thinks I'm alive.

00:17:34 Um, a little something called rigor mortis?

00:17:37 Oh, come on.

00:17:38 Are you really this mad about a book?

00:17:40 You really think that this is just about a book, Barney?

00:17:44 You lied to me.

00:17:37 Oh, come on.

00:17:38 Are you really this mad about a book?

00:17:40 You really think that this is just about a book, Barney?

00:17:44 You lied to me.

00:17:45 If we're gonna be in a marriage

00:17:45 If we're gonna be in a marriage

00:17:47 and trust each other, you can't lie to me ever.

00:17:49 Really?

00:17:50 Well, that's just great.

00:17:52 Because, in case you haven't noticed these last eight years,

00:20:44 And, kids...

00:20:45 for the first time in my life,

00:20:47 I really meant it.

00:20:48 Oh!

00:20:49 Oh... The boots...