Movie quotes

  • Weekend at Barney's
    • 00:00:52 Okay, Barney, let me ease your mind, okay?

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      • 00:00:48 to pick up busty dullards.

      • 00:00:50 They just keep coming to me; I can't turn them off.

      • 00:00:52 Okay, Barney, let me ease your mind, okay?

      • 00:00:55 All right, here we go.

      • 00:00:56 Remember when you set

    • 00:07:33 Are you gonna be okay by yourself for a few minutes?

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      • 00:07:30 Wow.

      • 00:07:31 Even his scarf is up-and-coming.

      • 00:07:33 Are you gonna be okay by yourself for a few minutes?

      • 00:07:37 Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't I be?

      • 00:07:42 For 80 grand,

    • 00:11:18 So just... okay?

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      • 00:11:15 without changing into their clothes first. Over.

      • 00:11:17 Ted, this is my thing.

      • 00:11:18 So just... okay?

      • 00:11:20 Over.

      • 00:11:21 Okay? Over.

    • 00:11:21 Okay? Over.

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      • 00:11:18 So just... okay?

      • 00:11:20 Over.

      • 00:11:21 Okay? Over.

      • 00:11:25 Are you all right?

      • 00:11:26 What? Oh.

    • 00:12:05 Are you okay?

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      • 00:12:02 but I'm not saying that.

      • 00:12:04 Because I'm not.

      • 00:12:05 Are you okay?

      • 00:12:06 One second. I know you put a lot of work into this.

      • 00:12:09 I understand that.

    • 00:14:03 Okay, Neruda, this play is

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      • 00:13:24 please join me in honoring her

      • 00:13:27 with 60 seconds of absolute silence.

      • 00:14:03 Okay, Neruda, this play is

      • 00:14:06 extremely complicated.

      • 00:14:07 Let me guess. Does it involve me

    • 00:15:27 Okay, what is that?

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      • 00:15:23 Yes. But...

      • 00:15:25 "Weekend at Barney's"!

      • 00:15:27 Okay, what is that?

      • 00:15:28 Explain the "Weekend at Barney's" to me.

      • 00:15:31 What's to explain?

    • 00:15:34 Okay. And based on that, girls want to sleep with you.

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      • 00:15:32 I play a dead guy,

      • 00:15:33 and Ted and Marshall carry me around.

      • 00:15:34 Okay. And based on that, girls want to sleep with you.

      • 00:15:36 Big time. But you're dead.

      • 00:15:38 Yeah. Except not really, obviously.

    • 00:15:47 Okay, so instead of... of being an alive person

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      • 00:15:44 Except you're dead. Exactly.

      • 00:15:45 Except you're alive. Exactly.

      • 00:15:47 Okay, so instead of... of being an alive person

      • 00:15:50 pretending to be a dead person

      • 00:15:52 pretending to be an alive person,

    • 00:15:57 Okay, let's start from the beginning.

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      • 00:15:52 pretending to be an alive person,

      • 00:15:53 why not just be an alive person?

      • 00:15:57 Okay, let's start from the beginning.

      • 00:15:59 The movie is called Weekend at Bernie's.

      • 00:16:03 My name is Barney.

    • 00:20:38 Okay.

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      • 00:20:21 ♪ I'll be coming home soon

      • 00:20:24 ♪ Long as I can see the light... ♪

      • 00:20:38 Okay.

      • 00:20:39 No more dating.

      • 00:20:42 I'm ready to settle down.