Movie quotes

  • Hell Ain't a Bad Place to Be
    • 00:05:57 Well, that--that sounds like a way better job.

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      • 00:05:53 I mean, I'd be out hunting and gathering.

      • 00:05:54 You'd be home with the women.

      • 00:05:57 Well, that--that sounds like a way better job.

      • 00:05:59 Exactly, because you're not an adventurer.

      • 00:06:02 You're lazy and passive and entitled and--

    • 00:08:04 Well, I've got a pretty good idea.

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      • 00:07:58 We just wait, and we see what happens.

      • 00:08:00 Cool. So we just see what happens next.

      • 00:08:04 Well, I've got a pretty good idea.

      • 00:08:05 - That was weird. - I could see that one coming.

      • 00:08:09 Mmm. Can I ask you a favor?

    • 00:08:28 Well, I just want to explain myself.

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      • 00:08:22 No, after is fine.

      • 00:08:26 You had to get mom to do your dirty work?

      • 00:08:28 Well, I just want to explain myself.

      • 00:08:32 You don't have to do that.

      • 00:08:33 So why are you still mad at me?

    • 00:11:09 Well, why the fuck didn't you tell me?

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      • 00:11:05 Yep. Now I know!

      • 00:11:07 I'm so sorry, Marcy. You tricked me!

      • 00:11:09 Well, why the fuck didn't you tell me?

      • 00:11:12 Because in my advanced middle age,

      • 00:11:13 I've learned one thing,

    • 00:12:00 - Well, it was two, actually. - Blow job.

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      • 00:11:55 - I'm going to the set because-- - Blow job.

      • 00:11:57 I have to see a soon to be ex-husband about a blow job.

      • 00:12:00 - Well, it was two, actually. - Blow job.

      • 00:12:02 - What? - Blow job.

      • 00:12:04 - That's even worse. - That's exactly what I said.

    • 00:13:11 Well, you're not the only one looking for him, Hank.

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      • 00:13:07 Shut the fuck up, both of you.

      • 00:13:09 I'm looking for that other little shitbird Tyler.

      • 00:13:11 Well, you're not the only one looking for him, Hank.

      • 00:13:13 Sam's got a big bug up his ass about that guy.

      • 00:13:16 He won't come out of his trailer,

    • 00:14:46 That's all well and cool, man.

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      • 00:14:42 They're nothing.

      • 00:14:43 But you're Samurai fucking Apocalypse.

      • 00:14:46 That's all well and cool, man.

      • 00:14:48 I still think I should ice that motherfucker.

      • 00:14:50 Please don't.

    • 00:17:39 Yeah, well, you're over here flirting and laughing

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      • 00:17:36 and don't get your fucking ass killed, nigga?

      • 00:17:37 I wasn't mocking you, Sam, I swear!

      • 00:17:39 Yeah, well, you're over here flirting and laughing

      • 00:17:40 while I'm trying to work, motherfucker!

      • 00:17:43 You know what, you two motherfuckers belong together--

    • 00:18:37 - I can live with that. - Yeah, well...

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      • 00:18:32 Yeah.

      • 00:18:33 So what--a little smooch on the plane, man?

      • 00:18:37 - I can live with that. - Yeah, well...

      • 00:18:39 What?

      • 00:18:41 You know, once you kiss somebody,

    • 00:23:07 ♪ well, I wish you would, but I think you won't ♪

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      • 00:22:59 Maybe I'll steal a bottle of Manischewitz.

      • 00:23:01 ♪ Damned if you don't ♪

      • 00:23:07 ♪ well, I wish you would, but I think you won't ♪

      • 00:23:15 ♪ damned if you do, damned if you don't ♪

      • 00:23:23 ♪ Well, I wish you could, but I think you won't ♪

    • 00:23:23 ♪ Well, I wish you could, but I think you won't ♪

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      • 00:23:07 ♪ well, I wish you would, but I think you won't ♪

      • 00:23:15 ♪ damned if you do, damned if you don't ♪

      • 00:23:23 ♪ Well, I wish you could, but I think you won't ♪

      • 00:23:26 Aw...

      • 00:23:28 - I saw that! - Ah! Jesus fuck!

    • 00:23:40 Well, you know what? A lot of it was true.

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      • 00:23:36 I felt bad about the way we left things.

      • 00:23:38 I said some pretty harsh shit that night.

      • 00:23:40 Well, you know what? A lot of it was true.

      • 00:23:41 You were right. I-I-I deserved it.

      • 00:23:45 Well, thank you for saying that.

    • 00:23:45 Well, thank you for saying that.

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      • 00:23:40 Well, you know what? A lot of it was true.

      • 00:23:41 You were right. I-I-I deserved it.

      • 00:23:45 Well, thank you for saying that.

      • 00:23:47 And maybe it was.

      • 00:23:48 And maybe you did, but I still missed you.

    • 00:23:58 Oh, well, I'm--I'm sorry to hear that.

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      • 00:23:48 And maybe you did, but I still missed you.

      • 00:23:56 I lost my job.

      • 00:23:58 Oh, well, I'm--I'm sorry to hear that.

      • 00:24:01 Yeah, I came out here looking for another one--

      • 00:24:04 had a bunch of shitty interviews

    • 00:24:38 Well...

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      • 00:24:33 I did like fucking you very much, yes.

      • 00:24:35 I did.

      • 00:24:38 Well...

      • 00:24:40 Then lets fuck...

      • 00:24:41 - No. - One more time.