Call Me Fitz :: Dysfunctional Family Circus(2011)
00:00:28 Take it from Fitzy, kids.
00:00:32 in this messed up world,
00:00:37 keeping track, being in control.
00:00:40 Self-control is a martial art.
00:00:43 Total control of your emotions,
00:00:50 What the fuck?
00:00:51 Saving that last inch of Scotch
00:00:53 for the next morning: self-control.
00:00:57 Passing up a blowjob
00:01:01 Convincing some guy with a shotgun
00:01:04 that you didn't just fuck his wife,
00:01:05 without pissing your pants,
00:01:13 What the fuck?
00:01:23 shit I had nothing to do with.