Movie quotes

  • Episode #4.2
    • 00:01:47 Come here, you.

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      • 00:01:38 'I mean, look at Diana, Charles and Camilla.

      • 00:01:41 'It worked out OK for them, didn't it?'

      • 00:01:47 Come here, you.

      • 00:01:49 Come here. Give us a kiss.

      • 00:02:02 All right, Frank? You miss me?

    • 00:01:49 Come here. Give us a kiss.

      • Time - Phrase
      • 00:01:41 'It worked out OK for them, didn't it?'

      • 00:01:47 Come here, you.

      • 00:01:49 Come here. Give us a kiss.

      • 00:02:02 All right, Frank? You miss me?

      • 00:02:05 Couldn't find the child benefit book.

    • 00:08:35 No thanks. I'd rather stay here for another drink. Wouldn't you, Monica?

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      • 00:08:29 Yeah, well, should probably go, Sheila.

      • 00:08:33 Got stuff to do, food shopping.

      • 00:08:35 No thanks. I'd rather stay here for another drink. Wouldn't you, Monica?

      • 00:08:38 Oh, yes, I'm very happy.

      • 00:08:41 Right.

    • 00:11:42 Come on, come with Monica. Just for a minute. Just in here.

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      • 00:11:37 Don't start, don't start.

      • 00:11:38 Do you still want me? Oh, yes, you do.

      • 00:11:42 Come on, come with Monica. Just for a minute. Just in here.

      • 00:11:46 Yeah, come on, you dirty bastard.

      • 00:11:51 You know you want to.

    • 00:12:20 Oh, dear, what's happened here?

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      • 00:12:08 Gents pee standing up, don't they?

      • 00:12:10 Fucking women, hey, Billy, can't fucking shoot them!

      • 00:12:20 Oh, dear, what's happened here?

      • 00:12:23 Come on. Come on, Sheila, let's get...

      • 00:12:27 Get you home. I've got you. It's all right. Don't fetch up here.

    • 00:15:00 Is everyone around here retarded?

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      • 00:14:48 Come on. Be quiet. She might hear.

      • 00:14:53 Cat litter! As in, litter for cats.

      • 00:15:00 Is everyone around here retarded?

      • 00:15:04 I need the fucking toilet!

      • 00:15:06 Norma, hello.

    • 00:17:10 Hang on a minute. Ican't do two things at once in here.

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      • 00:17:06 but youdon't go back and forward, do ya?

      • 00:17:09 No sex?

      • 00:17:10 Hang on a minute. Ican't do two things at once in here.

      • 00:17:13 SQUELCHING

      • 00:17:17 Hey, Sheila? You got any more bog roll?

    • 00:18:02 What, with the money she'd stolen from everyone around here?

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      • 00:17:58 She was trying to steal a baby.

      • 00:18:00 She was paying for it.

      • 00:18:02 What, with the money she'd stolen from everyone around here?

      • 00:18:05 I can't see you getting many fucking takers.

      • 00:18:07 I'm only doing what any mother would do.

    • 00:18:33 Sorry, Sheil. I'm too busy here.

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      • 00:18:27 I just thought, now that we're friends

      • 00:18:30 we could go shopping together.

      • 00:18:33 Sorry, Sheil. I'm too busy here.

      • 00:18:35 I could babysit the twins for you at yours if you like.

      • 00:18:38 No, I need to get some new stuff.

    • 00:21:06 Here?

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      • 00:21:03 Er...Job?

      • 00:21:04 Job?That's right.

      • 00:21:06 Here?

      • 00:21:07 This is your pub, isn't it?

      • 00:21:08 Right and how much will you want paying for that?

    • 00:23:28 Let's sit out here, shall we?

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      • 00:23:20 So, Monica, what kind of women do you like?

      • 00:23:25 Oh, no.

      • 00:23:28 Let's sit out here, shall we?

      • 00:23:29 The small ones are a bit claustrophobic.

      • 00:23:31 The small ones are a bit claustrophobic. I thought you were agoraphobic.

    • 00:27:25 What the hell are they doing in here?

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      • 00:27:13 Hey, and I'm gonna burn me Donny Osmond albums an' all!

      • 00:27:20 Right, so... huh?

      • 00:27:25 What the hell are they doing in here?

      • 00:27:31 Oh, me feet!

      • 00:27:35 I've been around the estate twice for old coppers.

    • 00:28:05 What's going on here now?

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      • 00:27:57 He'll tell us when he's ready.

      • 00:28:03 All right, you lot, that's your time, please!

      • 00:28:05 What's going on here now?

      • 00:28:06 You're jokin', aren't you?

      • 00:28:07 Where the fuck you been? Not till 12.

    • 00:32:23 I mean, look.It says here, "Lack creates desire and..."

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      • 00:32:16 if you lose the garnish, all of civilisation crumbles.

      • 00:32:19 She has to remember you're attractive to other women, that's all.

      • 00:32:23 I mean, look.It says here, "Lack creates desire and..."

      • 00:32:26 Hey, if that's that Freud pillock, I'm not havin' it.

      • 00:32:31 Fuckin' going on about chicks wanting dicks. 'Fuck's he on?

    • 00:33:55 with whatever job it is you're doing from here.

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      • 00:33:47 My Jamie does what he likes, where he likes.

      • 00:33:52 Hey, Jamie, you just carry on, lad,

      • 00:33:55 with whatever job it is you're doing from here.

      • 00:33:57 We're right behind ya.

      • 00:34:00 I'm not running a job. Not from here, not from anywhere.

    • 00:34:00 I'm not running a job. Not from here, not from anywhere.

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      • 00:33:55 with whatever job it is you're doing from here.

      • 00:33:57 We're right behind ya.

      • 00:34:00 I'm not running a job. Not from here, not from anywhere.

      • 00:34:04 I'm going straight.

      • 00:34:06 That's why I took the 'orse back to its owner.

    • 00:36:35 and there's been no trouble in here since he started!

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      • 00:36:30 My job and now I want it back!

      • 00:36:32 Hang on a minute! I have some say in this, it is my pub

      • 00:36:35 and there's been no trouble in here since he started!

      • 00:36:37 Jez!

      • 00:36:38 So why don't you share it? Half the week each. That's me final offer.

    • 00:41:41 It's my babies here I need.

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      • 00:41:35 Oh, no. It's all right, you don't have to go.

      • 00:41:38 I'm sorry, Norma. I can't do it.

      • 00:41:41 It's my babies here I need.

      • 00:41:43 What are you talking about?

      • 00:41:46 I'm not coming back, Norm.

    • 00:42:20 Here.

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      • 00:41:56 It's all right.

      • 00:41:58 I understand.

      • 00:42:20 Here.

      • 00:42:22 Cheers.

      • 00:42:24 So what are you going to do now? Are you gonna go home?

    • 00:42:38 but she will and when she does I'll be here, waiting.

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      • 00:42:32 She's just not thinking straight. >

      • 00:42:34 She doesn't realise that she can have me as well as you lot,

      • 00:42:38 but she will and when she does I'll be here, waiting.

      • 00:42:43 You can use the inside toilets from now on if you want to.

      • 00:42:50 Thanks.

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