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  • A Klink, a Bomb and a Short Fuse
    • 00:17:41 I mean one that looks like a bomb,

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      • 00:17:38 I'd have to fix up some kind of explosive.

      • 00:17:39 I don't mean a real bomb.

      • 00:17:41 I mean one that looks like a bomb,

      • 00:17:43 ticks like a bomb,

      • 00:17:44 but doesn't go off like a bomb.

    • 00:17:43 ticks like a bomb,

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      • 00:17:39 I don't mean a real bomb.

      • 00:17:41 I mean one that looks like a bomb,

      • 00:17:43 ticks like a bomb,

      • 00:17:44 but doesn't go off like a bomb.

      • 00:17:46 What do you mean by that, Colonel? Look...

    • 00:17:44 but doesn't go off like a bomb.

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      • 00:17:41 I mean one that looks like a bomb,

      • 00:17:43 ticks like a bomb,

      • 00:17:44 but doesn't go off like a bomb.

      • 00:17:46 What do you mean by that, Colonel? Look...

      • 00:17:47 if your toe is aching and somebody hits you on the head with a hammer,

    • 00:17:52 What's that got to do with bombs?

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      • 00:17:50 you'd soon forget about your toe, wouldn't you?

      • 00:17:51 Right.

      • 00:17:52 What's that got to do with bombs?

      • 00:17:54 Don't you get it?

      • 00:17:55 We plant a phony bomb in the prison yard.

    • 00:17:55 We plant a phony bomb in the prison yard.

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      • 00:17:52 What's that got to do with bombs?

      • 00:17:54 Don't you get it?

      • 00:17:55 We plant a phony bomb in the prison yard.

      • 00:17:57 When they hear it ticking,

      • 00:17:59 they'll think it's a real one.

    • 00:18:17 It is a bomb.

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      • 00:18:09 You've done it again.

      • 00:18:14 Hey, looks like a bomb, doesn't it?

      • 00:18:17 It is a bomb.

      • 00:18:18 One of yours.

      • 00:18:19 Oh, come on, Colonel.

    • 00:19:03 Hogan, you've got to disarm that bomb.

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      • 00:18:58 Mm-hmm, and when it stops ticking, brroom!

      • 00:19:01 Ah! Don't do that!

      • 00:19:03 Hogan, you've got to disarm that bomb.

      • 00:19:05 Me, why me?

      • 00:19:06 It's your duty...

    • 00:19:20 Diffuse that bomb

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      • 00:19:16 Klink, you're an idiot.

      • 00:19:18 Colonel Hogan, what do you want?

      • 00:19:20 Diffuse that bomb

      • 00:19:21 and you can have anything you ask for.

      • 00:19:23 Well, let's see.

    • 00:19:48 He was just coming up with the phony bomb.

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      • 00:19:45 Part of the tunnel collapsed.

      • 00:19:47 Carter's trapped down there.

      • 00:19:48 He was just coming up with the phony bomb.

      • 00:19:51 Carter's in the tunnel with a bomb? Yeah.

      • 00:19:53 Well, what's that bomb in the yard?

    • 00:19:51 Carter's in the tunnel with a bomb? Yeah.

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      • 00:19:47 Carter's trapped down there.

      • 00:19:48 He was just coming up with the phony bomb.

      • 00:19:51 Carter's in the tunnel with a bomb? Yeah.

      • 00:19:53 Well, what's that bomb in the yard?

      • 00:19:56 Bomb?

    • 00:19:53 Well, what's that bomb in the yard?

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      • 00:19:48 He was just coming up with the phony bomb.

      • 00:19:51 Carter's in the tunnel with a bomb? Yeah.

      • 00:19:53 Well, what's that bomb in the yard?

      • 00:19:56 Bomb?

      • 00:20:01 That's a real one.

    • 00:19:56 Bomb?

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      • 00:19:51 Carter's in the tunnel with a bomb? Yeah.

      • 00:19:53 Well, what's that bomb in the yard?

      • 00:19:56 Bomb?

      • 00:20:01 That's a real one.

      • 00:20:04 Come on, let's dig Carter out.

    • 00:20:06 Schultz, help Colonel Hogan with the bomb!

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      • 00:20:01 That's a real one.

      • 00:20:04 Come on, let's dig Carter out.

      • 00:20:06 Schultz, help Colonel Hogan with the bomb!

      • 00:20:08 Me? Colonel Klink!

      • 00:20:09 I'm going to need your help, too.

    • 00:20:35 as far away from this bomb as possible.

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      • 00:20:30 Please, Colonel Hogan, don't do that!

      • 00:20:33 It'd be a good idea if we get everybody

      • 00:20:35 as far away from this bomb as possible.

      • 00:20:36 That makes a lot of sense.

      • 00:20:37 Not you, Klink.

    • 00:21:02 Just stop that bomb from ticking.

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      • 00:20:59 In the time I've been here in camp...

      • 00:21:01 Never mind that, Hogan!

      • 00:21:02 Just stop that bomb from ticking.

      • 00:21:08 ( ticking continues )

      • 00:21:09 Screwdriver.

    • 00:21:45 They make these bombs, you know.

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      • 00:21:38 Beautiful, beautiful.

      • 00:21:42 Carter Manufacturing Company has outdone themselves.

      • 00:21:45 They make these bombs, you know.

      • 00:21:47 Are you sure you know what you're doing?

      • 00:21:48 No.

    • 00:22:33 A real, live bomb.

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      • 00:22:30 A real live one.

      • 00:22:31 That's exactly what you've got.

      • 00:22:33 A real, live bomb.

      • 00:22:35 We had a cave-in, and Carter's trapped

      • 00:22:37 in the tunnel with the fake one.

    • 00:22:39 That's a real, live bomb?

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      • 00:22:35 We had a cave-in, and Carter's trapped

      • 00:22:37 in the tunnel with the fake one.

      • 00:22:39 That's a real, live bomb?

      • 00:22:41 You mean I've been fooling around with a live bomb?

      • 00:22:43 Let's get out of here. No, wait.

    • 00:22:48 is right under this bomb.

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      • 00:22:45 The only trouble is,

      • 00:22:46 the part of the tunnel that Carter's in

      • 00:22:48 is right under this bomb.

      • 00:22:49 Well, get him out of there.

      • 00:22:51 We've been digging, but he won't leave,

    • 00:23:49 The other one fires the bomb.

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      • 00:23:42 That's the problem.

      • 00:23:45 One of these wires disconnects the fuse.

      • 00:23:49 The other one fires the bomb.

      • 00:23:51 ( sighs )

      • 00:23:52 Which one would you cut, Schultz?

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