Movie quotes

  • Woodland Critter Christmas
    • 00:02:58 Goo, goodbye Stanny!

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      • 00:02:51 The boy in the red poofball hat smiled and said

      • 00:02:53 Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go home.

      • 00:02:58 Goo, goodbye Stanny!

      • 00:02:59 Goodbye, Stanny! Bye! Cya! I'll buy your hat!

      • 00:03:01 Wugh.

    • 00:02:59 Goodbye, Stanny! Bye! Cya! I'll buy your hat!

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      • 00:02:53 Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go home.

      • 00:02:58 Goo, goodbye Stanny!

      • 00:02:59 Goodbye, Stanny! Bye! Cya! I'll buy your hat!

      • 00:03:01 Wugh.

      • 00:03:13 Hi, Stanny!

    • 00:03:13 Hi, Stanny!

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      • 00:02:59 Goodbye, Stanny! Bye! Cya! I'll buy your hat!

      • 00:03:01 Wugh.

      • 00:03:13 Hi, Stanny!

      • 00:03:15 Oh, whatta?

      • 00:03:16 His friends were all there! What a wonderful surprise!

    • 00:03:23 You aren't gonna believe what happened, Stanny. It's the most magical Christmas gift ever!

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      • 00:03:19 The little boy smiled with joy in his eyes

      • 00:03:22 What time is it!

      • 00:03:23 You aren't gonna believe what happened, Stanny. It's the most magical Christmas gift ever!

      • 00:03:27 Porcupiney is pregnant!

      • 00:03:29 You guys, I have to go to school tomorrow.

    • 00:03:34 Porcupiney is a virgin, Stanny. Her conception was immaculate.

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      • 00:03:29 You guys, I have to go to school tomorrow.

      • 00:03:31 I deduce the man-boy doesn't understand the seriousness of the fertilization.

      • 00:03:34 Porcupiney is a virgin, Stanny. Her conception was immaculate.

      • 00:03:38 She's gonna give birth to our Lord and Savior.

      • 00:03:41 ...What?

    • 00:05:28 Hey, we shouldn't be upset this Christmas. We've got Stanny!

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      • 00:05:21 Let's face it. The mountain lion will never let our Savior be born.

      • 00:05:25 Awwww.

      • 00:05:28 Hey, we shouldn't be upset this Christmas. We've got Stanny!

      • 00:05:31 Of course! Stanny can do anything! If he can build a manger, he can stop that mean ol' mountain lion!

      • 00:05:36 Christmas is saved!

    • 00:05:31 Of course! Stanny can do anything! If he can build a manger, he can stop that mean ol' mountain lion!

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      • 00:05:25 Awwww.

      • 00:05:28 Hey, we shouldn't be upset this Christmas. We've got Stanny!

      • 00:05:31 Of course! Stanny can do anything! If he can build a manger, he can stop that mean ol' mountain lion!

      • 00:05:36 Christmas is saved!

      • 00:05:40 High up in the forest on a dark, craggy peak,

    • 00:07:34 Well, it's been much too long now. Uh I'm afraid our helpful friend Stanny must be very dead.

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      • 00:07:30 You all right, Lady Porcupiney?

      • 00:07:32 Oh yes, just felt a little kick is all.

      • 00:07:34 Well, it's been much too long now. Uh I'm afraid our helpful friend Stanny must be very dead.

      • 00:07:39 Yep, the mountain lion probably swallowed him whole.

      • 00:07:41 I guess that means our Savior is gonna be made into Savior stew.

    • 00:07:51 Stanny!

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      • 00:07:45 Awwww.

      • 00:07:47 Wait a minute, look!

      • 00:07:51 Stanny!

      • 00:07:53 Stanny, you're alive.

      • 00:07:55 But, does that mean you killed the mountain lion?

    • 00:07:53 Stanny, you're alive.

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      • 00:07:47 Wait a minute, look!

      • 00:07:51 Stanny!

      • 00:07:53 Stanny, you're alive.

      • 00:07:55 But, does that mean you killed the mountain lion?

      • 00:07:58 It's dead.

    • 00:08:12 You've done us a huge favor, Stanny!

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      • 00:08:09 Hail Satan!

      • 00:08:11 Wait, wha-what?

      • 00:08:12 You've done us a huge favor, Stanny!

      • 00:08:14 Without the mountain lion around, the Lady Porcupiney can give birth to the Antichrist!

      • 00:08:19 Yaaay Satan!

    • 00:10:42 Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Stanny.

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      • 00:10:34 He knew that only by going to the forest could he-

      • 00:10:36 All right all right all right!! God!!

      • 00:10:42 Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Stanny.

      • 00:10:46 Oh boy, Stanny. You came just in time!

      • 00:10:49 Yeah. We've got a big problem.

    • 00:10:46 Oh boy, Stanny. You came just in time!

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      • 00:10:36 All right all right all right!! God!!

      • 00:10:42 Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Stanny.

      • 00:10:46 Oh boy, Stanny. You came just in time!

      • 00:10:49 Yeah. We've got a big problem.

      • 00:10:51 The Great Satan has commanded that when the Antichrist is born,

    • 00:11:18 Now don't be down, y'all. Stanny can help us find non-baptized heathen human.

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      • 00:11:10 But we got to have a human host body for the Antichrist.

      • 00:11:14 Oh dear, maybe we won't have a critters C-Christmas after all.

      • 00:11:18 Now don't be down, y'all. Stanny can help us find non-baptized heathen human.

      • 00:11:21 Will you really, Stanny?

      • 00:11:23 No!! I'm not doing you anymore favors and I'm not letting you give birth to the Antichrist!

    • 00:11:21 Will you really, Stanny?

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      • 00:11:14 Oh dear, maybe we won't have a critters C-Christmas after all.

      • 00:11:18 Now don't be down, y'all. Stanny can help us find non-baptized heathen human.

      • 00:11:21 Will you really, Stanny?

      • 00:11:23 No!! I'm not doing you anymore favors and I'm not letting you give birth to the Antichrist!

      • 00:11:26 I came here to put a stop to all this!

    • 00:11:59 Sorry Stanny, but you see, nothing can stop the birth of the Antichrist,

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      • 00:11:54 Oh boy! Our satanic powers sure did the trick!

      • 00:11:57 Our powers get stronger every day, get stronger every day!

      • 00:11:59 Sorry Stanny, but you see, nothing can stop the birth of the Antichrist,

      • 00:12:02 except for a mountain lion.

      • 00:12:04 And you got rid o'her.

    • 00:16:35 Oh. Hiya, Stanny!

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      • 00:16:29 The boy in the red poofball hat... was too late.

      • 00:16:33 Too late? The hell is that??

      • 00:16:35 Oh. Hiya, Stanny!

      • 00:16:37 Stan! Stan, what the hell is going on?!

      • 00:16:40 It's Critter Christmas, dude! It sucks ass!

    • 00:17:16 Stanny.

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      • 00:17:06 All right, what the hell is going on?! Why is there a red star glowing in the sky?

      • 00:17:12 We finally did it, Santa! We brought forth the Antichrist with help from our good friend,

      • 00:17:16 Stanny.

      • 00:17:17 Death and pain await all living things.

      • 00:17:19 Llttle boy, you should be ashamed!