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00:06:08 l have found something so special for the auction. Dennis?

00:06:12 You've already done so much.

00:06:14 Oh, nonsense! This orphanage is very important to me.

00:06:19 Wait till you see this.

00:06:32 What a magnificent ki'i.

00:06:55 l hope he's not too expensive. You know how thin our budget is.

00:07:01 No, no. Not to worry. He's quite reasonable.

00:07:04 Oh.

00:07:05 Well, do you have someplace safe to store the ki'i?

00:07:08 Yes. Put it in the den.

00:09:00 - Perceptive? - Pre-adolescent.

00:09:05 (Sighs) You can relax, Higgins. l will be gone all day.

00:09:09 Oh?

00:09:11 Yes.

00:09:12 The 5th is the annual surf ski race from Kahuku to Punaluu.

00:10:32 l'm very impressed with Mr. Magnum's thoroughness.

00:10:36 ln fact, perhaps we could discuss it... over dinner tonight.

00:10:41 - Oh, l'm sorry. l have other plans. - Nothing that can't be changed.

00:10:45 l'm sure you'll make an excellent team. Come, Catherine.

00:10:53 - Nice meeting you. - Dennis.

00:16:19 - You're sure you're OK? - l'm fine.

00:16:24 Really. lt's better.

00:16:27 Let's see. Where was l? Oh.

00:16:30 Where'd you get the ki'i?

00:16:35 l bought it, from a woman in Los Angeles named Alex Huston.

00:18:09 Rick, you don't believe that curse stuff.

00:18:12 No, but he does and the sooner we get it back to him, the better he'll feel.

00:18:16 - That'll be one of us. - Oh, come on. Just relax.

00:18:21 Every time you say ''relax'' to me, l get into trouble.

00:18:25 - What if we get caught? - We won't get caught.

00:20:18 This is the Kahaluna Resort, isn't it?

00:20:21 lt certainly is not. Would you mind taking your hands off the gate?

00:20:25 Oh.

00:20:35 OK. Let's see...

00:20:38 Here we go. Kahaluna Resort, right there.

00:22:54 lt's a pity to have lost that beautiful Mulahuni.

00:22:58 - Magnum, the ki'i. Where is it? - lt's right there.

00:23:01 Oh, there it is.

00:23:08 - l swear that's not where l left it. - Oh, come on, Higgins.

00:23:12 l'll take care of things. Get some rest. This auction is starting to get to you.

00:22:58 - Magnum, the ki'i. Where is it? - lt's right there.

00:23:01 Oh, there it is.

00:23:08 - l swear that's not where l left it. - Oh, come on, Higgins.

00:23:12 l'll take care of things. Get some rest. This auction is starting to get to you.

00:23:18 Perhaps you're right. You will mend that circuit in the morning?

00:26:58 You're not surfing.

00:27:01 - Why not? - Because there's no surf.

00:27:06 Oh.

00:27:08 You touch that fence?

00:27:10 Gee, man, l don't know. Maybe my surfboard. Maybe l...

00:27:10 Gee, man, l don't know. Maybe my surfboard. Maybe l...

00:27:15 (Tank hissing)

00:27:53 - Who turned you onto this place? - Oh, Big Jimbo.

00:27:57 You know Big Jimbo off at Sunset Beach? Big Jimbo, huh?

00:28:03 Hey, he never said anything about private, man.

00:28:43 See ya.

00:28:52 - How much longer is this going to...? - (Tank hissing)

00:29:04 Oh, my God!

00:29:23 - Thomas, l'm sorry. - Higgins cleared it. Which way did he go?

00:29:27 He went left. Hey, l'll try and find out about the van.

00:30:27 (T.C.) There it is.

00:30:51 - Come on. - Come on? What are we after now?

00:30:55 Oh, yeah, l can see it now.

00:30:58 We're gonna stop all the cars on Kalakaua Drive lookin' for a ki'i.

00:31:02 ''lf you'll just open your trunk. We wanna see if you have a poison-god in there.''

00:30:58 We're gonna stop all the cars on Kalakaua Drive lookin' for a ki'i.

00:31:02 ''lf you'll just open your trunk. We wanna see if you have a poison-god in there.''

00:31:23 - Oh, hey, guys. - Hey there, yourself.

00:31:37 Hey, guys. Hang ten, huh? How's it going?

00:31:44 Thought you were going up to Sunset.

00:31:37 Hey, guys. Hang ten, huh? How's it going?

00:31:44 Thought you were going up to Sunset.

00:31:46 Oh, yeah, man. Like, l was gonna go there or maybe Mahaki.

00:31:51 These are heavy decisions, huh?

00:31:54 Maybe you oughta ask Big Jimbo.

00:34:37 Do l look like the DMV? This could take hours.

00:34:40 - This isn't pulling rabbits out of a hat. - Rick...

00:34:43 - Magnum. - Uh-oh, l think l need some coffee.

00:34:46 You look even more vacuous than usual. You've failed, haven't you?

00:34:51 Well, no.

00:41:39 Higgins!

00:41:42 Higgins.

00:41:43 Oh!

00:41:46 What the bloody hell do you think you're doing? This isn't Le Mans.

00:41:51 (Higgins) Did you apprehend the blackguards?

00:44:45 Mimi, it's Roy. We've got a medical emergency on board. Open up.

00:44:50 (Magnum grunts)

00:45:03 (Dennis) Oh!

00:45:11 Aargh!

00:45:28 This way, Geraldine.

00:46:01 - Like California? - Yeah.

00:46:04 Look, we're sorry if we put you through any hassle.

00:46:07 Oh.

00:46:09 Look at it from our point of view - everything we did made sense at the time.

00:46:14 Aloha, guys.