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00:01:51 SO...

00:01:53 WE'RE COOL?

00:01:57 DANNY?

00:01:59 DANNY MAJOWSKI?

00:02:01 DID THE AZTECS BUILD RUNWAYS FOR THE GODS?!

00:01:53 WE'RE COOL?

00:01:57 DANNY?

00:01:59 DANNY MAJOWSKI?

00:02:01 DID THE AZTECS BUILD RUNWAYS FOR THE GODS?!

00:02:04 IN THE FLESH!

00:02:53 YOU DO, DON'T YOU?

00:02:54 MM-HMM.

00:02:55 UH, DANNY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA --

00:02:57 YOU'RE NOT GONNA GIVE ME THAT TICKET, ARE YOU?

00:03:00 MM...NO. NOT THIS TIME,

00:03:38 HEY, HEY, HEY, GUESS WHAT I FOUND.

00:03:41 OH, A REASON TO GO ON A DIET?

00:03:44 DANNY AND I PRINTED THESE UP IN '75,

00:03:47 AND WE SOLD THEM OUT OF THE BACK OF HIS VAN,

00:03:48 ALSO KNOWN AS "THE GOOD TIMES MACHINE."

00:03:58 JIM.

00:04:03 LOOK AT THAT, HUH?

00:04:04 DANNY IS GONNA GO CRAZY WHEN HE SEES IT.

00:04:07 YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT.

00:04:09 AW, COME ON, CHERYL.

00:04:07 YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT.

00:04:09 AW, COME ON, CHERYL.

00:04:10 DANNY'S A GOOD GUY. GIVE HIM A BREAK.

00:04:13 OH, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT AT OUR WEDDING,

00:04:14 HE GOT DRUNK AND MADE THAT HORRIBLE TOAST ABOUT

00:04:43 YOU TOO?

00:04:45 COME HERE, MY FRIEND.

00:04:46 HI, I'M DANNY.

00:04:48 YOU MUST BE RUBY AND GRACIE.

00:04:50 YES. YES.

00:04:52 I THINK I'VE GOT A PRESENT FOR EACH OF YOU.

00:04:54 YAY! YAY!

00:05:01 UH, DANNY, YOU GOT TO GET IN THE DOOR

00:05:03 BEFORE YOU GIVE THOSE GIRLS PRESENTS.

00:05:05 YOU REMEMBER MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE CHERYL?

00:05:03 BEFORE YOU GIVE THOSE GIRLS PRESENTS.

00:05:05 YOU REMEMBER MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE CHERYL?

00:05:08 OH, DANNY.

00:05:10 LOOK AT YOU IN A SUIT.

00:05:12 AND LOOK -- NO BEARD.

00:06:26 [ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD.

00:06:29 JUST MESSING WITH YOU. I'M A TRAFFIC COP.

00:06:31 OH, DANNY, YOU HAD ME ON THAT ONE.

00:06:35 YOU KNOW, SPEAKING OF COPS,

00:06:37 I ONCE SAT NEXT TO DENNIS FRANZ

00:06:58 THANKS FOR DINNER.

00:06:59 SO NICE TO SEE YOU BOTH AGAIN. GOOD NIGHT.

00:07:01 NO, NO, NO, DANNY, DANNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

00:07:03 IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO AFTER SUCH A WONDERFUL EVENING.

00:07:06 NO, NO, NO, PLEASE.

00:07:15 OH.

00:07:17 IT'S A JOKE. LOOK AT ME.

00:07:20 THANK YOU, DANNY.

00:07:22 HE IS SO FUNNY.

00:07:23 JIM, I GOTTA SAY, HE HAS REALLY CHANGED.

00:08:58 AH HA.

00:09:00 [ SPITS ]

00:09:07 DANNY?

00:09:08 OH, GOOD. I'LL RINSE THEM, YOU PUT THEM IN THE DISHWASHER.

00:09:11 DANNY, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU?

00:09:07 DANNY?

00:09:08 OH, GOOD. I'LL RINSE THEM, YOU PUT THEM IN THE DISHWASHER.

00:09:11 DANNY, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU?

00:09:16 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

00:09:17 WELL, YOU USED TO BE THE GUY --

00:13:11 OH.

00:13:17 [ DOOR CLOSES ] AAH!

00:13:20 DANNY.

00:13:22 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

00:13:24 JIM, ANDY.

00:13:58 THAT ANCIENT PAGAN SOCIETIES --

00:14:00 YOU'RE OUT.

00:14:02 SO, COME ON, DANNY.

00:14:03 WHAT TIME YOU WANT TO HOOK UP?

00:14:05 DOESN'T MATTER TO ME, SINCE I'VE GOT NOWHERE TO BE TOMORROW.

00:15:15 GO UP AND WASH THAT CHEESE STUFF OFF YOUR FINGERS.

00:15:19 THANK YOU.

00:15:20 HE'S BEEN OUT WITH DANNY FOUR NIGHTS IN A ROW.

00:15:22 I FIND HIM SLEEPING ALL OVER THE HOUSE.

00:15:24 IT'S LIKE LIVING WITH A REALLY BIG CAT.

00:16:07 LET'S TRY THAT.

00:16:08 WELL, UH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT,

00:16:10 BUT, UH, DANNY, YOU KNOW, I JUST...

00:16:12 YOU KNOW, I-I GOT TO DO SOME STUFF AROUND THE HOUSE.

00:16:17 WHAT STUFF, JIM?

00:16:41 THAT MAYBE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO OUT.

00:16:43 WELL...

00:16:46 ALL RIGHT, DANNY, LOOK...

00:16:49 I JUST DON'T THINK I CAN GO OUT TONIGHT.

00:16:52 I MEAN, I GOT UP THIS MORNING AND LOOKED IN MY EYES,

00:18:28 CALLING ME CUTE NAMES WON'T MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER.

00:18:33 ALL RIGHT.

00:18:36 HEY, LOOK, DANNY, UH...

00:18:38 I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN BACK THERE.

00:18:41 YOU KNOW, 10 YEARS OF A LOVING FAMILY AND A CLEAN LIFE