Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl

00:01:00 Subtitles made from the original script

00:05:13 and he does...but he's looking pretty groggy...

00:08:09 There were only twelve disciples at the last supper.

00:10:40 lane three, Gropovich of the United States; next to him, Drabble of Trinidad;

00:13:54 Why don't you just stick out a few of these little free examples from your Esky and leave ----

00:14:14 is frankly over here we find your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe!

00:16:03 All right. Okay, here we go.

00:19:15 Yes, thank you, Mrs. Twolumps.

00:24:00 Now, Che Guevara. Che...

00:27:14 I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face

00:29:57 with the legend "Crunchy, raw, unboned, real, dead frog" if you want to avoid prosecution.

00:33:33 The one in the black, we need you for another skit on stage.

00:36:31 What do you mean?

00:39:31 He was right!

00:42:38 Evidently not. What a shame. Well, now, with just over a minute left

00:45:12 Uh, no, you haven't.

00:46:17 No, it isn't!

00:47:42 Yes, I have. If you're arguing, I must have paid.

00:52:15 Oh, sorry, sorry. Now, where were you thinking of going?

00:54:57 Yes, I know just what you mean! Now, what we offer is...

00:56:51 and queueing for the bloody armed customs officers, and queueing for

01:03:21 Next, the simple "surprise deposit."

01:08:28 Well, there's, uh, rat pie, rat pudding, rat sorbet or, uh, strawberry tart.

01:11:35 All things wise and wonderful...

03:00:00 for people who think they're chickens!