Movie quotes

00:13:50 No, wait.

00:13:52 It's not going to be about love, is it?

00:13:56 Love? What?

00:13:57 Well, it's just that Kit Kat warned me that if you

00:13:59 were to ever mention it, I should be

00:18:51 Yeah, I never really liked him, actually.

00:18:55 Your mum still look like Andy Warhol?

00:18:57 What?

00:19:00 That, by the way, is my wife.

00:19:02 Oh. Nice.

00:25:30 Goodnight.

00:25:32 Goodnight.

00:26:10 What's happened?

00:26:12 What have you done, you poor thing?

00:26:15 Nothing. It's just a flesh wound.

00:34:19 Oh, my God.

00:34:21 Oh, my God!

00:34:23 What?

00:34:24 It's her.

00:34:28 It's her!

00:35:23 How do you know that?

00:35:26 Well, you look like a Mary.

00:35:29 In what way?

00:35:30 My mum's called Mary.

00:35:32 I look like your mother?

00:47:31 That's okay.

00:47:56 Oh, it's a front opener.

00:47:59 It's a what?

00:48:01 It opens from the front.

00:48:04 Yeah, no, yeah, of course.

00:52:10 Could you just stall them. Stall them.

00:52:16 Come on up.

00:52:18 What?

00:52:19 I'm sorry, they don't like waiting.

00:52:20 Okay. Do I live here?

00:55:57 I can be a confident heterosexual all over again.

00:56:01 Not that kind of girlfriend.

00:56:06 What?

00:56:07 You think I'm gay?

00:56:10 No.

00:57:23 Oh, Charlotte!

00:57:25 Tim, how lovely to see you.

00:57:26 What a surprise.

00:57:28 Wow. Sorry. This is my girlfriend, Tina.

00:57:31 She's gay. Shut up.

01:01:10 That went very well.

01:01:19 Wake up.

01:01:21 What?

01:01:23 Wake up. Come and have a chat.

01:01:25 Why?

01:01:38 But I'm so comfy.

01:01:41 I was having the loveliest dream.

01:01:45 What is it?

01:01:47 Why is there music on?

01:01:50 It's got something to do with what I want to ask you.

01:07:44 Thank God for that. Jolly awkward if it had been another fellow.

01:07:51 We have to decide tonight.

01:07:53 What? Everything.

01:07:55 The only thing you've decided about our

01:07:58 wedding is that I'm coming down the aisle

01:17:50 And it's a shock how quickly you have to move

01:17:52 to a new place you completely can't afford.

01:17:56 Look what we found.

01:17:57 Look who it is!

01:17:59 Honey!

01:19:38 The real troubles in your life

01:19:40 will always be things that never crossed your worried mind.

01:19:58 What happened?

01:20:01 We had a fight.

01:20:03 And,

01:23:30 'Fraid so. Let's go.

01:23:35 We've got work to do.

01:23:37 What work?

01:23:38 Making sure you do not meet Jimmy Kincade.

01:23:41 Quick, in here.

01:25:05 Things will have changed.

01:25:13 Oh, my God.

01:25:15 What?

01:25:16 Jay.

01:25:17 Jay Jay? Yes.

01:36:23 Oh, for God's sake.

01:36:25 Not you, too.

01:36:27 What?

01:36:28 Well, Kit Kat's just rolled up blubbing her eyes out and now you're here.

01:36:32 What's Mum been saying?

01:37:23 Have we had this conversation before?

01:37:28 Yeah.

01:37:31 What happened?

01:37:33 I rather let myself down.

01:37:36 I hugged you.

01:47:51 What about them?

01:47:53 Not many of them, are there?

01:47:56 What?

01:47:58 Well, I mean two?

01:48:03 It's more than the Chinese are allowed.

01:48:07 I just thought that maybe, you know,

01:48:11 it was time for the insurance baby.

01:48:13 What?

01:48:14 In case one of them is really smart,

01:48:15 we don't want the other one to feel stupid their whole life.