Movie quotes

  • Austenland
    • Austenland

      (2013)
    • 00:40:30 Captain George East has just arrived from the West Indies.

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      • 00:40:23 Marvelous. (TAPPING GLASS)

      • 00:40:26 Everyone. I have great news.

      • 00:40:30 Captain George East has just arrived from the West Indies.

      • 00:40:41 Good morning, ladies.

      • 00:40:43 You're beautiful.

    • 00:43:57 CAPTAIN EAST: Did you see that?

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      • 00:43:32 No, sorry, I didn't mean it.

      • 00:43:52 WOMAN: (ON TV) If I was sane when I shot you, I would have aimed for your head.

      • 00:43:57 CAPTAIN EAST: Did you see that?

      • 00:43:58 That was amazing, George.

      • 00:44:00 I mean, really beautiful acting.

    • 00:44:02 CAPTAIN EAST: I had to drink human breast milk

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      • 00:43:58 That was amazing, George.

      • 00:44:00 I mean, really beautiful acting.

      • 00:44:02 CAPTAIN EAST: I had to drink human breast milk

      • 00:44:03 supplements to get arms that big. ANDREWS: Ugh!

      • 00:44:05 Mean...

    • 00:44:56 CAPTAIN EAST: Yeah, I could slap that between a bun.

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      • 00:44:52 What's its name? You know, Miss...

      • 00:44:54 Erstwhile.

      • 00:44:56 CAPTAIN EAST: Yeah, I could slap that between a bun.

      • 00:44:58 Well, she's a bit peculiar.

      • 00:45:00 CAPTAIN EAST: She's hot.

    • 00:45:00 CAPTAIN EAST: She's hot.

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      • 00:44:56 CAPTAIN EAST: Yeah, I could slap that between a bun.

      • 00:44:58 Well, she's a bit peculiar.

      • 00:45:00 CAPTAIN EAST: She's hot.

      • 00:45:01 She's all right.

      • 00:45:03 (STEREO PLAYING)

    • 00:50:42 Why don't you go for Captain East?

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      • 00:50:38 An Austen heroine gets engaged by the end of the book,

      • 00:50:40 so that is what I'm going to do.

      • 00:50:42 Why don't you go for Captain East?

      • 00:50:44 Look how hot he is.

      • 00:50:45 And he's a soap star.

    • 00:50:52 Captain East?

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      • 00:50:45 And he's a soap star.

      • 00:50:47 (GUN FIRING)

      • 00:50:52 Captain East?

      • 00:50:55 Okay. East it is.

      • 00:50:57 But can you help me, please?

    • 00:53:49 CAPTAIN EAST: No, baby.

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      • 00:53:46 he's really quite a pleasant fellow.

      • 00:53:47 Really? Yes.

      • 00:53:49 CAPTAIN EAST: No, baby.

      • 00:53:51 My little kumquat. You made yourself all wet.

      • 00:53:54 Allow me.

    • 00:58:16 find a way to be alone with Captain East.

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      • 00:58:10 No, no, no!

      • 00:58:12 Dear Jane, I know you will help me

      • 00:58:16 find a way to be alone with Captain East.

      • 00:58:19 I don't really know what I could do.

      • 00:58:22 It pained me to be so dishonest

    • 01:12:05 I'm so sorry. CAPTAIN EAST: Maybe we should go.

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      • 01:12:01 Piratey. But like a beautiful pirate.

      • 01:12:03 It's infected.

      • 01:12:05 I'm so sorry. CAPTAIN EAST: Maybe we should go.

      • 01:12:08 Ship's ahoy.

      • 01:12:09 Baby?

    • 01:22:17 CAPTAIN EAST: ♪ Bright eyes

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      • 01:22:04 I should be able to find other complaints in no time.

      • 01:22:06 But...

      • 01:22:17 CAPTAIN EAST: ♪ Bright eyes

      • 01:22:19 ♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪

      • 01:22:22 Wow, Nobley, eh?